United Thread - 2021/22

[Stoned Rose]

Where does that leave Director of Football, the super qualified Darren Fletcher.

Starting for Aldi 11 next week. Patrolling those middle aisles.

 

[mat]

Starting for Aldi 11 next week. Patrolling those middle aisles.

Toiletries?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Toiletries?

Sanitary items for the ragettes who are having to change in a tent ?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Ralf Harries...

Funny as fuck that :-)

 

[mat]

Sanitary items for the ragettes who are having to change in a tent ?

Manchester United are about to announce a sponsorship deal with Canestan. A spokesperson for the company said "It's a symbiotic meeting of brands as we have a history of treating
irritating cunts..."

 

[Blue Mist]

Where does that leave Director of Football, the super qualified Darren Fletcher.

Hegzackerly
It is so poorly thought out its brilliant

 

[Blue Mist]

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You bastard I'm having my dinner

 

[Protein Junkie]

Where does that leave Director of Football, the super qualified Darren Fletcher.

Got the job because of his worldy in the sick swan.
I laughed when he ran to collect the ball from the net thinking they could come back from 1-3.
Mind you the 2021 Rag edition would just leave the ball there and hope not to concede again.

 

[JASR]

I watched the full episode it’s fantastic how you can convince yourself of genius with out questioning is it really.

He’s a genius for outlawing sideways passes & backwards passes & you need to shoot within 10 seconds of getting possession.

He explained of how they will set up with a revolutionary 4 triple 2 formation (it was actually 442 when you saw the picture) with Sancho & Bruno on the wings. He explained how this stops anyone from playing out, well it would stop them but as we are allowed to pass back & sideways & use our sweeper keeper we’d destroy them.

The 3 Cs were like a marketing pitch with the first c being concept which stands for dna (they can’t get away from it) but it says you need a style of play……any Fcking style but a style.

my god they’ve done it again.

Who can forget his comparing of the likely setup of Mourinho’s united to the (far cheaper and far better) old school Mourinho’s Inter Milan.

 

[117 M34]

Hoping they can somehow scrape an unlikely win tomorrow.

 

[kaz7]

He is no ragnor northbrook

 

[mat]

Hoping they can somehow scrape an unlikely win tomorrow.

A pound to a pinch of shit OliVAR makes sure we don't take advantage beforehand.

 

[ancoats]

Pellegrini should have won la Liga with Madrid but our current manager managed 99 points that season. His stock was high when he came to us.

yep Pellegrini was a great manager and was right for the short term knowing pep was coming at some point

 

[Dirty Harry]

Got the job because of his worldy in the sick swan.
I laughed when he ran to collect the ball from the net thinking they could come back from 1-3.
Mind you the 2021 Rag edition would just leave the ball there and hope not to concede again.

I did too, it kind of summed up their arrogance for me that, 1-3 down, down to 10 men, but, “we’re manchesh yoonaaaarted”.
Only funnier watching people like Wellshit and Turdinand trying their very best to get back for the other goals.

 

[ancoats]

heard a rag fan say this morning that Ralf Rangnick was united first pick of managers/coach and will given a 3 to 5 contract within weeks. also said he is better than klopp and others that worked under him and he is the master that teaches world class coaches ?

i had to laugh out loud in the shop and put him back in his box and asked him what's he won and what teams has he worked at ? he said klopp and Thomas Tuchel all learnt under him have backed him for the job hahahaha
so why has he never worked at a big club before i asked.. well he's at the biggest club now hahahahahaah

they never change and its why they what they are today ?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

I did too, it kind of summed up their arrogance for me that, 1-3 down, down to 10 men, but, “we’re manchesh yoonaaaarted”.
Only funnier watching people like Wellshit and Turdinand trying their very best to get back for the other goals.

The biggest joke was Baconface's after match interview when he said he thought the Rags were the better team for most of the match , no wonder he used to shake like a shitting dog in the dugout , senility was setting in.

 

[Norbert D]

Win/win tomorrow, if Trafford get something that’s good for us, if they get battered that’s great, over a season we will be better than little Tommy Two-bobs Chelski so then say putting a handful in De Gea’s net will be a good winter tonic.

 

[KS55]

Completely agree! Obesity is out of control and sugar and high processed foods have never been so cheap. You cannot get away from junk food it's advertised everywhere and you can get it delivered to you're door 24/7. It's a good time for snoop dog ££££££££
Obesity medicine is a multi billion pound revenue for the big pharma they want you to have high glucose levels! Always been about the high fat never about the carbs...

"About the fat, never about the carbs"
Highly contentious. Just ask the Keto adherents in here.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The biggest joke was Baconface's after match interview when he said he thought the Rags were the better team for most of the match , no wonder he used to shake like a shitting dog in the dugout , senility was setting in.

He was just showing his expertise at lying and trying to cover up his realisation that he had just witnessed that their future was in serious trouble .

And being an arrogant ****, statements like " not in my lifetime " to appeal to the brainless lemming cunts, were his throw away lines to demonstrate his contempt of anybody questioning their status.

Arrogance comes easy to the cunts who associate with the rancid set-up .

It's been a long time on the outside looking in and will continue that way.

 

[Vienna_70]

triffic ………. Vunderbar

Wunderbar!