United Thread - 2021/22

[Inter Me Nan]

He is no ragnor northbrook

Lothbrok ; p

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I actually hope he somehow turns them into contenders for 4th and then they have a terrible decision to make in the summer, stick or twist for “literally won nothing” Poch

That would create a wonderfully toxic buyer's remorse scenario if the new incumbent didn't start off well.

 

[KS55]

He is no ragnor northbrook

Ragnors children included Ivar the Boneless. Presumably a ref to his erectile problems.
Thinking of changing my username to KS the Boneless.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The biggest joke was Baconface's after match interview when he said he thought the Rags were the better team for most of the match , no wonder he used to shake like a shitting dog in the dugout , senility was setting in.

I remember when The Pisscan's first book came out and I was in Waterstones and wanted to see what he said about the 5-1.

First he said it was a lunchtime kick off after the trouble with fans fighting the season before....
Then he said the rags were on top until the game was halted because of fans fighting after 3 mins....
Finally he claimed Slippery Jim hardly had a save to make!

 

[christened at st marks]

The tune of Fred Astaire rings in my ears

You spend a billion and we spend a billion
billion, billion
billion, billion
Let's call the whole thing off



That must hurt em

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

"About the fat, never about the carbs"
Highly contentious. Just ask the Keto adherents in here.

I think it was referring to the carb industry pointing at fat (which is our natural fuel) to avert our gaze from the actual issue which is carbs (cause of the explosion in diabetes, heart attacks, senility etc.),
Ergo, I agree with y’self and the original poster

 

[kaz7]

Lothbrok ; p

Him as well lol

 

[Nascent Blues]

There's a very good chance they'll finish this weekend in the bottom half of the table.

Funny. As. Fuck.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I remember when The Pisscan's first book came out and I was in Waterstones and wanted to see what he said about the 5-1.

First he said it was a lunchtime kick off after the trouble with fans fighting the season before....
Then he said the rags were on top until the game was halted because of fans fighting after 3 mins....
Finally he claimed Slippery Jim hardly had a save to make!

How could anybody fail to be inspired by the thoughts of such a devious lying **** ?

Certainly not the braindeads who follow the shitshow .

 

[remember arthur mann]

Apparently Goldbridge has been snooping. Now adopting Ralf as the wrecker, has been employed to wreak havoc at the swamp by removing all the dead wood players, something our Ole could not do.

 

[Blootoof]

heard a rag fan say this morning that Ralf Rangnick was united first pick of managers/coach and will given a 3 to 5 contract within weeks. also said he is better than klopp and others that worked under him and he is the master that teaches world class coaches ?

i had to laugh out loud in the shop and put him back in his box and asked him what's he won and what teams has he worked at ? he said klopp and Thomas Tuchel all learnt under him have backed him for the job hahahaha
so why has he never worked at a big club before i asked.. well he's at the biggest club now hahahahahaah

they never change and its why they what they are today ?

He's gone from Glenn Roeder to fuckin Yoda in the space of a day.

 

[xgorton]

Win/win tomorrow, if Trafford get something that’s good for us, if they get battered that’s great, over a season we will be better than little Tommy Two-bobs Chelski so then say putting a handful in De Gea’s net will be a good winter tonic.

Alwa

I remember when The Pisscan's first book came out and I was in Waterstones and wanted to see what he said about the 5-1.

First he said it was a lunchtime kick off after the trouble with fans fighting the season before....
Then he said the rags were on top until the game was halted because of fans fighting after 3 mins....
Finally he claimed Slippery Jim hardly had a save to make!

Coonts shouldn't have been in the North Stand then.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

He says such a lot either at home or outside the swamp but I can't remember him saying anything to a child.
He was very pro Pep when he thought he would go to the rags and then did a complete Albert turn when Pep signed for us. Only this week he had nearly an hour on u tube where he started into a diatribe about Ticka Tack football.
A complete hypocrite he is the worst of the rag social media people.
Most famous for his 'might as well be Celtic' comment.

Well as long as he's making money feeding the sheep, fair play. Seems a bit if a tit though but aren't all those sort of people.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Apparently Goldbridge has been snooping. Now adopting Ralf as the wrecker, has been employed to wreak havoc at the swamp by removing all the dead wood players, something our Ole could not do.

The fat **** isn't capable of doing anything vaguely resembling snooping , but he is apparently capable of persuading the undeads who follow him and other chancers that he knows something about the workings at the swamp.

His podcasts must be like an Enid Blyton story for 2 year olds - stealing from babies.

 

[Keep the Faith]

I was under the impression that John Murtagh was DOF.

 

[citizen_maine]

Apparently Goldbridge has been snooping. Now adopting Ralf as the wrecker, has been employed to wreak havoc at the swamp by removing all the dead wood players, something our Ole could not do.

Think he'll struggle to get rid of all 25 in January

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

I remember when The Pisscan's first book came out and I was in Waterstones and wanted to see what he said about the 5-1.

First he said it was a lunchtime kick off after the trouble with fans fighting the season before....
Then he said the rags were on top until the game was halted because of fans fighting after 3 mins....
Finally he claimed Slippery Jim hardly had a save to make!

Shows how accurate that book and research are....pretty sure was 3pm KO and the fighting the year before when we were in different divisions? On top...for 3mins? Maybe if slippery Jim had made a few more saves they wouldnt have been hammered. Sounds like there is more truth in Viz than this book...maybe he should do one dealing with the last 10 yrs and call it not in my lifetime

 

[splinter]

9th

 

[abu13]

January should be interesting, are they going to buy any players in so that they can adopt his way of playing?
If so then how do they know the full time manager they appoint will rate them? Likewise are they going to allow players to be sold who the new manager may have actually wanted to keep.

Unless the new guy is already in place to take over and has sanctioned any moves, but given the names in the frame at the moment they don't seem to align with the same style of play as the interim guy.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

“So Herr Rangnick would you tell us the Rag’s current league position please?”
“Nein!”