United Thread - 2021/22

[Bluekiwi]

Just seen their goal....


HOOF!!!

How long did they have to wait for VAR to review the goal?

 

[D'Silva]

I'll take the draw courtesy of our Trafford neighbours, any point drop from our closest title rivals is always a good thing. These days I just don't get work up with the Rags as I do with the Dippers.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I'll take the draw courtesy of our Trafford neighbours, any point drop from our closest title rivals is always a good thing. These days I just don't get work up with the Rags as I do with the Dippers.

They’re still fucking scum. They’re just helpful these days when they occasionally take points off a top team.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Imagine being stuck between those two cunts. He's probably covered in spit off the dipper & dog jizz off the other one.

You pay good money in Japan to be stuck between two cunts and covered in spit and dog jizz.

Or so I have heard .......

 

[Akira]

Has Ian wright been given a large envelope from the rag media department they played pretty well,they were awful rode their luck and bar the breakaway goal can’t remember them even having another shot on Chelsea’s goal ..

Standards must be pretty fucking low if 3 attempts on goal is considered playing pretty well.

 

[lancs blue]

They were all over the place. They looked like a bunch of kids chasing a ball round a playground.

That's exactly what a failed gegenpress looks like, 90 mins chasing but not winning the ball too often. The possession stats 66:34 in Chelsea's favour says it all, and Chelsea didn't play that well. Even Pep would struggle to get a performance out of that crock of shit.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Keane … straight to the point about the rags just now sky.. hate as some do but if we was a mess like that mob m if you’d say he’s right .
He is worth listening to . He’s very bitter about the dark side … just destroyed the club in two minutes jobs for for boys … slur Alex etc
“ if you want loyalty get yourself a dog “ .
Hate as much as we do he’s doing a great job for us.

up the blues.

He's a gobshite, if he was on the inside looking out rather than having fallen out with people and being on the outside looking in we'd hear fuck all from him.

It's funny watching him meltdown not for what he says as I don't care what he thinks but just to look at him being so angry.

Ranting every game in the SKY studio is about the most pointless thing in the world. They just poke him and he's off on one.

 

[give it to gordon]

How shit is Rashford ? Has it been mentioned when he was supporting Sancho for their goal, that he was never on side. Sancho couldnt pass to Rashford so had to take on the shot himself.
Terrible play from Rashford not to be on side. How the hell does he get onto the England team ?

 

[Innsbruckblue]

How shit is Rashford ? Has it been mentioned when he was supporting Sancho for their goal, that he was never on side. Sancho couldnt pass to Rashford so had to take on the shot himself.
Terrible play from Rashford not to be on side. How the hell does he get onto the England team ?

Did you really have to ask that closing question?

 

[Paladin]

How shit is Rashford ? Has it been mentioned when he was supporting Sancho for their goal, that he was never on side. Sancho couldnt pass to Rashford so had to take on the shot himself.
Terrible play from Rashford not to be on side. How the hell does he get onto the England team ?

And that "tackle" he received a caution for! I mean, what was it? His legs were all over the place, and he didn't get anywhere near the ball.

 

[TCIB]

How shit is Rashford ? Has it been mentioned when he was supporting Sancho for their goal, that he was never on side. Sancho couldnt pass to Rashford so had to take on the shot himself.
Terrible play from Rashford not to be on side. How the hell does he get onto the England team ?

He is a very limited player. Technically i have seen 12yo kids on the park with more ability. He has to be one of the most basic footballers i know to in the football iq department to. Your point about the run highlights it perfectly. It is not like he didn't have time to adjust if he was aware, it just doesn't register with him.

If there is a defender even close to him you can put your money on one of a few things happening...

1, He will stop and pass it back or to someone at least close, even that goes wrong far more than it should. Plays it to hard, out of the receivers stride, or to slow. Often leaving the receiver with way more to do than he should need to.

2, He will slow right up and try to beat the defender which he never ever does. I honestly can't remember a single time he "did him" and carried on, leaving the defender in no mans land. He gets tackled pretty much every time.

3, If he is far enough back he will try and hoof it past the defender but then run out of ideas, he will already be looking backwards for the pass as the defender recovers and be static when he should have already whipped a ball in.

4, Has a shot from distance that is always poor. Wide, right at the keeper, hits it into a pile of bodies that block it.


He never really moves for the ball in a pass and move sense, wanting it to feet everytime. What is he going to do if he does? he can't beat a man so he ends up passing it back losing any impotus they had going forward to begin with.

If the ball is not hoofed forward into clear space past all defenders he is useless, literally useless. Even then he misses so many chances, you never really think "eh up this could be trouble".

Oh yeah, he is bone idle to, lazy as any player i could think of. Martial is a lazy bugger but i don't see how anyone could say Rashford puts a shift in more than him even. If Wreck it Ralph has any real power given to him, and is as no nonsense as they say and not a feeble yes man Rashford will be the first on the casualty list.

I would not have him at City if he paid us to play.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

How long did they have to wait for VAR to review the goal?

Did they even bother?

 

[Rammy Blue]

How shit is Rashford ? Has it been mentioned when he was supporting Sancho for their goal, that he was never on side. Sancho couldnt pass to Rashford so had to take on the shot himself.
Terrible play from Rashford not to be on side. How the hell does he get onto the England team ?

It was embarrassing that he couldn’t get onside, fair fucks to Sancho that he didn’t fall for it.

 

[the blue panther]

He’s still on the rags' books, but he’s been injured, apparently.

Facial injury I presume - it's affected his face terribly.

 

[Tb1981]

He is a very limited player. Technically i have seen 12yo kids on the park with more ability. He has to be one of the most basic footballers i know to in the football iq department to. Your point about the run highlights it perfectly. It is not like he didn't have time to adjust if he was aware, it just doesn't register with him.

If there is a defender even close to him you can put your money on one of a few things happening...

1, He will stop and pass it back or to someone at least close, even that goes wrong far more than it should. Plays it to hard, out of the receivers stride, or to slow. Often leaving the receiver with way more to do than he should need to.

2, He will slow right up and try to beat the defender which he never ever does. I honestly can't remember a single time he "did him" and carried on, leaving the defender in no mans land. He gets tackled pretty much every time.

3, If he is far enough back he will try and hoof it past the defender but then run out of ideas, he will already be looking backwards for the pass as the defender recovers and be static when he should have already whipped a ball in.

4, Has a shot from distance that is always poor. Wide, right at the keeper, hits it into a pile of bodies that block it.


He never really moves for the ball in a pass and move sense, wanting it to feet everytime. What is he going to do if he does? he can't beat a man so he ends up passing it back losing any impotus they had going forward to begin with.

If the ball is not hoofed forward into clear space past all defenders he is useless, literally useless. Even then he misses so many chances, you never really think "eh up this could be trouble".

Oh yeah, he is bone idle to, lazy as any player i could think of. Martial is a lazy bugger but i don't see how anyone could say Rashford puts a shift in more than him even. If Wreck it Ralph has any real power given to him, and is as no nonsense as they say and not a feeble yes man Rashford will be the first on the casualty list.

I would not have him at City if he was paid us to play.

Bit harsh!
Lads not had a coach to improve him for last three years

 

[waspish]

Rashford is on 300k a week and will make shit loads being shit because he is good for PR they will extend his contact in a few years too.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Carrick Masterclass as Reds move in on Top Four.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

They go almost entirely off the result. They got a draw at Chelsea therefore they must have played pretty well. Stands to reason.

If Rudiger puts that chance away in the last minute it would have been, United got what they deserved, poor performance, no attacking intent, same old same old.

The level of analysis from "expert" pundits is woeful 95% of the time.

'Only theeeeeeez..........'

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It was embarrassing that he couldn’t get onside, fair fucks to Sancho that he didn’t fall for it.

Actually I haven't seen it from that angle, I was absolutely slaughtering Sancho for not squaring the ball........

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

How shit is Rashford ? Has it been mentioned when he was supporting Sancho for their goal, that he was never on side. Sancho couldnt pass to Rashford so had to take on the shot himself.
Terrible play from Rashford not to be on side. How the hell does he get onto the England team ?

not to mention getting into the England team after just 5 games when he was on the bench through injuries and then getting a start because the player The manager really wanted to play injured himself in the warm up.
And he's been there ever since.