United Thread - 2021/22

[Stoned Rose]

Strangeways will have a cracking team with Giggs and Mendy.

I’ve heard Paris Bostock has left back absolutely boxed off.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The Chosen one-Moyes
Heaven sent them-Louis Van Gaal
The Special one-Mourinho
The Godfather of German Football-Rangnick

I think there`s a trend going on here

Sweet baby Jesus! - my exclamation of delight when they appointed solskjaer.

 

[wolviedinho]

Shit club, might as-well knock the swamp down and build a hotel. It would suit their business model well;)

 

[wolviedinho]

The United fans know they are looking at a piece of shit. I spoke to one yesterday and I had not said 2 words until he was on the defensive about empty seats. I said football is not for you mate, empty chair spotting is the new 2021/22 United supporting fad. I laugh at their feeble attempts at banter. Not one of them wants to talk about football…shame ;)

 

[Grassland Blue]

Shit club, might as-well knock the swamp down and build a hotel. It would suit their business model well;)

There's a chant there somewhere.
Knock the swamp down
and build a hotel...

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

They won't have it, he is a legend at united, same as olly, and I know a united fan who wouldn't have a bad word said about olly even up to the last minute, none are so blind and all that

Could you imagine Aguero managing us: I wouldn’t have a bad word said about him either , no matter what division we were in.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Nice to see the new manager bump. They are just as shit and wreck it Ralf has had 2 weeks off to sort them out. Varane and slabhead are truly shocking

 

[wolviedinho]

There's a chant there somewhere.
Knock the swamp down
and build a hotel...

Cuz ragnick’s at the wheel and all is well;)

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Txiki Birgiristain has been awarded "Best Sporting Director of the Year". The Ronaldo rope a dope surely played a part in that? Man Utd with no midfield and a surplus of centre forwards duped into signing a 36 year old forward to a 2 year contract on £500k per week.

This is the Redneck's test. He needs to drop Ronaldo.

The paper boy dropped him, you see how that turned out.

 

[Blootoof]

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Ragnick at the wheel

Think you'll find that its the 'Godfather of German football' to you............ ;-)

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Nice reference to the 19 pt deficit on the Swamp

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

The rags are unhappy already on rag cafe

ralfs unbeaten!

give him time!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He's right though, they let sentiment get in the way of practicalities. If he had come to us and I still suspect that it was more from his side than ours, he would have found himself sat next to Jack every game. Team is first with Pep.

Agreed although he is pretty late to the party as usual - I'm sure he was one of the many Rags that were crowing about the masterstroke of getting twatty to return 'home' and then becoming competitive again.

Thankfully, wrong as usual........ :-)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The "Godfather of German football" according to Tyler

He'll certainly have to be the hardest working manager in football to anything with that lot.

Get on down...with your rag self.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Or were wearing a different colour shirt.

 

[its grim up north]

It actually hit him on the arse, but an easy mistake to make on your part given that most of the time these days he has a face like a slapped arse.

I should have gone to Specsavers.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

The "Godfather of German football" according to Tyler

In under one minute of commentary..............

 

[jrb]

That's right, 19 points behind the Champ19ns.

 

[WillT]

Think you'll find that its the 'Godfather of German football' to you............ ;-)

Klopp and tuchel must’ve fallen asleep while he was teaching them everything they know