United Thread - 2021/22

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SPIDERBOY said:
Few rumours in the media that Ronaldo wants out.
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You do realise that cant possibly be true,
After all he loves the club (that he couldnt wait to get away from a few years ago),
He gets the united DNA thing (obviously the £300,000 a week helps a bit)
& he loves all the players in the team (you can just see the look of love in his angry, spoilt little twat face).
 
J.G.Blue. said:
You do realise that cant possibly be true,
After all he loves the club (that he couldnt wait to get away from a few years ago),
He gets the united DNA thing (obviously the £300,000 a week helps a bit)
& he loves all the players in the team (you can just see the look of love in his angry, spoilt little twat face).
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My sarcasm detector has just sprung into life.
 
TonyM said:
You can see that the united players are petrified. They will be ok if they win a couple of games in a row (which unfortunately is likely). But they'll really struggle until then. So every game is a cup final that shakes their knees. Long may it continue.

Ragnick has to fill them with self belief while at the same time Ronaldo is showing that he thinks they are all shit. The best thing for Ragnick would be Ronaldo fecking off to play golf (Tevez style) and return when the team has some confidence. But Ronaldo is a model pro. Long may it continue.
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He only does it for the money?
 
J.G.Blue. said:
You do realise that cant possibly be true,
After all he loves the club (that he couldnt wait to get away from a few years ago),
He gets the united DNA thing (obviously the £300,000 a week helps a bit)
& he loves all the players in the team (you can just see the look of love in his angry, spoilt little twat face).
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It is £500,000 a week clear please do not sell the man short,
 
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West Yorks Owl said:
Was there ever any punishment for the abandoned game Vs Liverpool?

When Blackpool fans invaded the pitch to protest against the Oystons against Huddersfield Town in last game of the 2014/15 season, they were fined £50,000 and given a 3 point deduction suspended for 2 years.
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The key difference is that it wasn't during the game and the fans weren't given admission to the stadium (apart from some being let in by dodgy stewards on the gates).
 
FantasyIreland said:
A few of my Raggy mates are finally realising the shitshow is now terminal.

I am obviously relishing that fact and taking every opportunity to remind them.
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I’m the exact opposite, any raggies I meet I just look at them sympathetically and comfort them with words like ‘Surely you’re too big a club to go down.’ I don’t even add ‘Well not this year anyway’

It winds them up like fuck as they know I’m taking the piss but can’t respond as they would like.
 
gazinho said:
Right im still hungover and I've got red cunts going on about them earning their success the right way, someone do us a list about all their dodgy investments please
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I've always asked them this question whenever the subject comes up....

What is the ''right'' way of funding a football club?...

a.) Relying on the financial support of a wealthy owner? (As united have done in the past)

b.) Whoring yourselves out to every commercial partner and sponsor who waves a grubby tenner in your direction, registering your business in an unregulated tax haven and still managing to be half a billion debt? (As united currently do)
 
J.G.Blue. said:
I know I am an old fart but why has he got some old stockings on his head?
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I can only imagine it’s that ‘pretend gangster’ look. Give people the impression that he could pull it down over his daft napper and rob a bank at any moment . . then make his getaway in his white stretch limousine with pink Barbie doll interior.

He’s got a mental age of about 8, on a good day.
 
standupifyouhatemanu said:
There are so many egos in that squad they’d only perform for a top class manager, the so called stars and top earners will have thought the same as us, Ralf who! Great thing is there’s not many available top managers and those that are won’t want to go to a club with a crumbling stadium, living in the past and the ghost of GPC stalking the corridors.
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My counsin’s father-in-law (who is a Rag) works for a marketing company and has spent time at both the CFA and United’s Carrington training ground.

He said that the difference between the two is stark. He said everything at City feels lively and modern, nice surroundings; and at Carrington everything seems dated, fading, run-down and something you’d expect if it was Sheffield Wednesday or Forest.

I go to Old Trafford every year for the Super League Grand Final and have sat in many different areas of what are the home stands (as well as going in the away end watching City, but you’d expect the away end to be shit). But their home areas are awful. Cramped seating (so-much-so that in some parts of the ground I’ve had to go and stand up at the back because I don’t fit in the seats), and the concourses are proper cramped and look like shit.

I’ve even been in this hospitality areas a few times on conferences with work, and they’re basic as fuck with very average decor.

Ibrahomivoc said this in his book about going to United, “One thing surprised me: everyone thinks of United as a top club, one of the richest and most powerful in the world and seen from the outside it looked that way to me. But once I was there I found a small, closed mentality.”
 
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