Sauvage How Much?!?!

[KS55]

Shamelessly copied off the internet mate. Although I did add the eau de kippaxpete bit - so is it really plagiarism? Probably.

The write up of that particular fragrance went on to say

Key notes:

• Mandarin from Italy
• Neroli from Tunisia
• Bergamot from Italy
• Black pepper
• Pink pepper from Reunion
• Sichuan pepper
• Vetiver from Java

None of that makes any sense to me, what the fuck does pink pepper from Reunion smell like? But beer and farts? Yeah I know what that smells like!!

And don’t get me started on the ads for this shit. Johnny Depp digging a hole in the sand to bury some shit he brought from Claire’s Accessories with a pack of wolves following him - if he was wafting the blankets up and down telling his Mrs to “smell that love” then, then I’d know what it smelt like. Eau de fucking kippaxpete that’s what. The more recent old spice ads are better.

And don’t get me started on wine, oh hints of cranberries. Fuck the fuck off can you taste that you ****.

'Best' taste notes on wine include tobacco, leather, goosebury, cinnamon etc. Why?

 

[Barcon]

The words, "whore's" and "Hut" spring to mind.

 

[Del_Bosque]

I’ve got Sauvage missus loves it, don’t remember it being that expensive though

I tend to stick to the Channel ones

Platinum Egoiste for nights out
Allure Sport for during the day

and Blue for Matchday obviously

 

[nellyonthewing]

I permanently smell of Vicks nowadays. That's the de-congestant not my brother in law Vic.!

 

[metalblue]

'Best' taste notes on wine include tobacco, leather, goosebury, cinnamon etc. Why?

Tobacco and leather? They’ve got to be taking the piss and not a single mention of grapes either.

 

[idahoblues]

I got stuck on a flight from Barca to Manchester a few years back with about ten British laaaaads who’d all bought their favorite smelly shite at duty free. They then proceeded to sample aforementioned shite on wrists and behind ears, the plane fucking reeked all the way back, Awful!

 

[andyhinch]

I permanently smell of Vicks nowadays. That's the de-congestant not my brother in law Vic.!

 

[Barcon]

I got stuck on a flight from Barca to Manchester a few years back with about ten British laaaaads who’d all bought their favorite smelly shite at duty free. They then proceeded to sample aforementioned shite on wrists and behind ears, the plane fucking reeked all the way back, Awful!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I class myself as a real man so have no such knowledge of this 'sauvage ' other than the guitar riff on the advert is brilliant.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Aye but which best describes Eau de KippaxPete?

Beer and farts

or


The sizzle of spicy mandarin awakens boundless energy in this fragrance. Eau de KippaxPete

A magnetic name that evokes power and light. A fragrance that arouses fascination in its wake, like the dazzlingly flamboyant clouds that so captivate humankind. To capture such exhilarating energy, Master Perfumer Jacques Cavallier Belletrud chose the Sicilian mandarin. An ingredient of such exceptional quality, it infuses the perfume’s heart with ethereal freshness, resonating as it comes into contact with a trio of peppers. As a signature, Java vetiver reveals its noblest facets, at once fresh, earthy and ambery, making the enchantment complete. In fusing elements of sky and Earth, Eau de KippaxPete reveals a contemporary elegance that knows no limit.

You forgot the fried onions.