United Thread - 2021/22

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Their comfort blanket that they don’t care apparently, it wasn’t on the brochure for them when they decided to support the rags when football was invented in 1992. Boy did they back the wrong horse.
Since when did we exist to make football enjoyable for the Rag legion of plastic fans from Singapore to County Sligo ?
Yet again they profess not to care but use every bingo call in the book.
Didn’t read every page but the comment about us spending loads to buy success has just flown over their collection of vacuous skulls like the best stealth fighter on the planet.
It really hurts but they will never admit it.
 
Just read that thread and you have to laugh, the amount of slapped arses on there. Their bitterness makes every trophy we win just that bit sweeter.

TL;DR: football was great when they used to win, but it’s not fair now that they don’t.
But we leave them cold.

If they say we are irrelevant enough times they might start believing it, selling more CR7 duvets might help them fund their next great iteration to overhaul the nouveau riche, until then I will laugh at their general direction.
 
But we leave them cold.

If they say we are irrelevant enough times they might start believing it, selling more CR7 duvets might help them fund their next great iteration to overhaul the nouveau riche, until then I will laugh at their general direction.
I think they actually believe that United’s domination in the 90s/00s was warmly admired by other fans, the fucking cranks.
 
Someone told me to look at this and I have to share it:



Denial, the thread: https://www.redcafe.net/threads/do-city-leave-you-cold.468396/
"It’s like having the cheat code on football manager, sure it’s cool but you know deep down winning is just not as rewarding."

By 'cheat code' I presume this person means 'money'.

Now, take a second to think about another team having an even better 'cheat code' but NOT winning ANYTHING!

How excruciatingly awkward.

Ladies & Gentlemen ... I give you Manchester United.
 
"It’s like having the cheat code on football manager, sure it’s cool but you know deep down winning is just not as rewarding."

By 'cheat code' I presume this person means 'money'.

Now, take a second to think about another team having an even better 'cheat code' but NOT winning ANYTHING!

How excruciatingly awkward.

Ladies & Gentlemen ... I give you Manchester United.

Both the rags and scousers bought a winning ticket and are scraping the silver paint off with the top of a yoghurt pot whilst blaming City for having the audacity to use a shiny freshly minted penny.

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