United Thread - 2021/22

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

"It’s like having the cheat code on football manager, sure it’s cool but you know deep down winning is just not as rewarding."

By 'cheat code' I presume this person means 'money'.

Now, take a second to think about another team having an even better 'cheat code' but NOT winning ANYTHING!

How excruciatingly awkward.

Ladies & Gentlemen ... I give you Manchester United.

If we are playing on cheat mode how can they give a geriatric like Ronaldo half a million pound a week, when our wage bill can’t?

 

[mexico1970]

If we are playing on cheat mode how can they give a geriatric like Ronaldo half a million pound a week, when our wage bill can’t?

Duvets
Noodles
Fried Chicken
Toilet Roll
Munich Memorabilia
Ticket Prices

You know? Earning money the "Right way" :)

 

[mat]

Duvets
Noodles
Fried Chicken
Toilet Roll
Munich Memorabilia
Ticket Prices

You know? Earning money the "Right way" :)

If we want to adapt their perverse logic to us we could argue they receive state money from Putin.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Aren’t you so glad you’re not a rag? Imagine being one of them twats? I’d rather whack myself in the bollocks every day with a lump hammer than be one of them fuckers.

 

[bluemc1]

Someone told me to look at this and I have to share it:



Denial, the thread: https://www.redcafe.net/threads/do-city-leave-you-cold.468396/

really long posts about us in a thread about us telling us how they don’t care about us

it’s truly brilliant lol

 

[mat]

Aren’t you so glad you’re not a rag? Imagine being one of them twats? I’d rather whack myself in the bollocks every day with a lump hammer than be one of them fuckers.

I'm far too pretty to be a rag.

Also I'm sexually attracted to people outside of my own family.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Share price going down quicker than Fernandes on NYSE opening. Hope the Glazers aren't using them as collateral on property loans.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

SCUM!!!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

SCUM!!!

Excellent way to start page 2000 of the thread.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Hehe and also by his comment has never been to the swamp.....I believe that qualifies him for todays Armchair **** award.

Yep agreed but i’d go further than that ..