United Thread - 2021/22

[Inter Me Nan]

Utd fan in work all giddy, says they've turned the corner and will finish top 3.
Also says they've a good chance of winning the CL.
I just couldn't be bothered arguing with him

You work with mental patients...don't you?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Does he mean they've a good chance of winning the Sherpa van UEFA conference league trophy?

They're not that good ffs.

 

[citizen_maine]

Utd fan in work all giddy, says they've turned the corner and will finish top 3.
Also says they've a good chance of winning the CL.
I just couldn't be bothered arguing with him

Arguing with him? How did you manage to stop laughing at him?

 

[bluemoon32]

You work with mental patients...don't you?

Engineering office, same thing

 

[bluemoon32]

Arguing with him? How did you manage to stop laughing at him?

I would normally laugh with other Utd fans but he gets right on my tits & we've nearly come to blows quite a few times.
He plays City bingo every day & i want to kill the ****

 

[Well Wisher]

I would normally laugh with other Utd fans but he gets right on my tits & we've nearly come to blows quite a few times.
He plays City bingo every day & i want to kill the ****

Delete that comment if you also want to get away with it. Personal experience.

 

[lazerblue]

Duvets
Noodles
Fried Chicken
Toilet Roll
Munich Memorabilia
Ticket Prices

You know? Earning money the "Right way" :)

you missed "rotten meat"

 

[dobingsdobber]

Aren’t you so glad you’re not a rag? Imagine being one of them twats? I’d rather whack myself in the bollocks every day with a lump hammer than be one of them fuckers.

I agree,I'd rather whack you in the bollocks every day with a lump hammer as well.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

you missed "rotten meat"

And Norwich scarves

 

[Aba452]

you missed "rotten meat"

Peeping under toilet doors??

 

[Barcon]

I would normally laugh with other Utd fans but he gets right on my tits & we've nearly come to blows quite a few times.
He plays City bingo every day & i want to kill the ****

Get in early one day, take his chair off the base and stuff a couple of small fish in the stem bit and put the chair back together.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Get in early one day, take his chair off the base and stuff a couple of small fish in the stem bit and put the chair back together.

That’s fishist

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Get in early one day, take his chair off the base and stuff a couple of small fish in the stem bit and put the chair back together.

Raw prawn under the seat cushion on a Friday afternoon and make sure you leave the chair somewhere warm. When he sits down on Monday morning he won't know what's hit him.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Martial off to Sevilla on loan till end of the season.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Martial off to Sevilla on loan till end of the season.

Sulky tw@t.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Sulky tw@t.

Indeed......no option to buy,no loan fee and agreed a pay cut as Sevilla are covering the wages......must be desperate for out.
Imagine if he gets a La Liga winners medal?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Indeed......no option to buy,no loan fee and agreed a pay cut as Sevilla are covering the wages......must be desperate for out.
Imagine if he gets a La Liga winners medal?

He's on a reported £250,000 a week at the swamp.

 

[KentBlue]

He's on a reported £250,000 a week at the swamp.

It's absolutely mind-boggling the amount of overpaid dross that club have accumulated. A million pounds a month for that çunt? Please, someone in the media with a spine do a piece on it.

 

[manimanc]

The next Thierry henry wasn't he?

 

[mexico1970]

At least the sulking cash leech will be warmer sat on the bench in Spain :)