Storm Dudley/Eunice/Franklin

Just because it was a bit shit up your way doesn't mean life has been easy down south you know. I'm sick of this Northern bias shown by the modern media, ok, we live down south, ok, no one talks to each other, OK BEER IS 6 POUNDS A PINT but we have feelings for fucks sake. I lost a plant pot today. Show some fucking respect.
Too true. A mate of mine had a patio chair go over. Luckily no one was walking by at the time. I even had my good lady put our name and address on the washing before she put it out. It set her back hours.
Stay safe, everyone.
 
Too true. A mate of mine had a patio chair go over. Luckily no one was walking by at the time. I even had my good lady put our name and address on the washing before she put it out. It set her back hours.
Stay safe, everyone.
I'm in A&E as we speak....Severe lacerations to my face...Wishing I'd said yes when the missus offered to get me some nostril hair clippers for xmas now...Nearly strangled me and blinded an old lady at one point...
Stay safe folks, it's hell out there...
 
After seeing a clip on the news, we’ve just watched half an hour of Big Jet TV’s coverage from the landings at Heathrow today. Basically a guy doing Sports-style commentary as some planes land, some have to go around again. Oddly-riveting.
 
Good old UK Citizens.

Stranded at a railway station despite being told not to travel.

"Can you tell me how to get to London?"

"You got Google maps?"

"Yep."

"Open it up and press walk!"
 
We have a house next to a river, A very big willow is falling down very slowly.. We have a 1972 camper in a car port in the garden that we can’t shift.. The tree will land on the said port, I have put loads of extra supports to help take the load once it drops ..
My tree surgeon son says the willow branches will more than likely snap when they hit the roof ... Time will tell, just sitting here waiting for a crash lol
 
Just because it was a bit shit up your way doesn't mean life has been easy down south you know. I'm sick of this Northern bias shown by the modern media, ok, we live down south, ok, no one talks to each other, OK BEER IS 6 POUNDS A PINT but we have feelings for fucks sake. I lost a plant pot today. Show some fucking respect.
Fair enough, RIP plant pot, I shall be out banging my pans at 8 o'clock
 

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