Half chips, half rice?

Back in the good old days when i was young and casual racism was positively encouraged, our local chinese takeaway did chips and curry sauce, it was and still is epic, sauce dependent obviously.

I don't have chips with my curry though. In tje same way i dont have curry on my apple pie. But, each to their own.
 
Back in the good old days when i was young and casual racism was positively encouraged, our local chinese takeaway did chips and curry sauce, it was and still is epic, sauce dependent obviously.

I don't have chips with my curry though. In tje same way i dont have curry on my apple pie. But, each to their own.
Chippys in Scotland are shite. Only thing I disliked about living there. No puddings, and they look at you as if you've got 2 heads if you ask for jumbo sausage but without the batter.
It does redeem itself with their amazing munchie boxes though and it's where I first discovered salt and pepper chips which was life changing :-)
 
Chippys in Scotland are shite. Only thing I disliked about living there. No puddings, and they look at you as if you've got 2 heads if you ask for jumbo sausage but without the batter.
It does redeem itself with their amazing munchie boxes though and it's where I first discovered salt and pepper chips which was life changing :-)
Some chippies are shit, but our good ones are the best. We obviously have the best fish. A haggis supper is a transendental experience. And I am surprised someone didn't stab you in the queue for even asking for no batter. Lucky boy.
 
Some chippies are shit, but our good ones are the best. We obviously have the best fish. A haggis supper is a transendental experience. And I am surprised someone didn't stab you in the queue for even asking for no batter. Lucky boy.
Always used to tell them I knew you so was left well alone.. :-)
 
Chippys in Scotland are shite. Only thing I disliked about living there. No puddings, and they look at you as if you've got 2 heads if you ask for jumbo sausage but without the batter.
It does redeem itself with their amazing munchie boxes though and it's where I first discovered salt and pepper chips which was life changing :-)
Scottish chippys have smoked sausage, London chippys the Savaloy. Manchester chippys are shit on the sausage front
 
Scottish chippys have smoked sausage, London chippys the Savaloy. Manchester chippys are shit on the sausage front
Nah, Ken's on LakeLand court had the best sausages ever (curry on top obviously) and smoked meat of any kind is a no no from me. Bacon here in Spain is the same, thin bits of smoked shite that crumple up and die as soon as it hits the pan! Costs me nearly a fiver for a pack of proper Danish the robbing twats! Haha!
 
My worst ever Chinese takeaway was bought in Manchester after a game we played at tje Rags gaff as a lad. Euro replay after one of their cunts pretended he was hit by a bottle. Utter crap, I threw the bottle and it was nowhere near him.

So anyway, we were driving hack up the road and pulled into a place. I ordered sweet and sour chicken with rice. Took it back to car, opened it and it was green lumpy and vile.

I thought they had given me the wrong thing, so went back with it. The people didnt really do half pissed, fucked off Glasgow accent. So It took a bit of time to get across there was no way I was paying for pond scum over rice.

They told me it was sweet and sour and I told them never to move to Glasgow. Luckily we all saw the funny side and I left with two portions of chips.
To be fair and honest, the chips were shite too, but I couldn't face another standoff so just ate them whilst calling the people the worst fucking takeaway in the known universe.

Oh Manchester, so much to answer for.
 
Some chippies are shit, but our good ones are the best. We obviously have the best fish. A haggis supper is a transendental experience. And I am surprised someone didn't stab you in the queue for even asking for no batter. Lucky boy.
Last time in Scotland, in chippy cold pie was zapped in microwave then deep fried.

Up the dee tmr by the way
 
Watching Question of Sport last night and the question of a curry came up - Paddy McGuinness said he always had it with half chips, half rice. What kind of abomination is that? Is it a northern thing or is McGuinness just weird?
Pain in the arse for smaller pubs who are using frozen rice sachets as still have to ping a full portion and waste half.
 
Last time in Scotland, in chippy cold pie was zapped in microwave then deep fried.

Up the dee tmr by the way
Well that's like saying I met a Chinese guy once and he was a ****, so every Chinese person is a ****. As for the Dundee? We will microwave them.
 
Well that's like saying I met a Chinese guy once and he was a ****, so every Chinese person is a ****. As for the Dundee? We will microwave them.
To be fair most chippys I’ve been in in Scotland are let down by their pies. Then again most chippys in Manchester serve Hollands pies which while better than most Scottish chippy pies, aren’t great.
 

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