Russian invasion of Ukraine

[Grassland Blue]

I’m torn on that at the moment, what with the name Boris being of such English origin…

Bojo is a valid option imo.
Bojo the bozo rhymes very well.

 

[Gremlin]

They ordered new desks before the invasion, I assume that’s why they’ve for coed so much on the logistics, everyone at the Ruskie defence ministry is too occupied with flat packs to be ordering fuel & spare parts. Long may it continue.

This is why that convoy has ground to a halt. They've realised that they haven't got the allen key so they wait while some poor sod has had to go back to Ikea in Moscow to try and get one, only to realise that it's just been shut. Let's face it, we've all been there (the situation, not to Ikea in Moscow).

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Is that where Puutin gets his tables?.

Ah I get it now. The Kremlim ordered 10 flat packs and got all the parts mixed up. So they ended up building one very long table.

 

[domalino]

The missus works in IKEA. Says they were told the 17 branches in Russia are to be closed.
Banning all imports and exports to and from Russia.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[Metal Biker]

That's a doughnut surely ?

Naah, looks more like a mushroom

 

[Big mals fedora]

Is that where Putin gets his tables?.

I heard that the 40km convoy of Russian vehicles each had a metre length of Putins new negotiating table from ikea

 

[hilts]

Just a thought, perhaps the government is saying to the oligarchs, stop Putin or we strip you of everything.
Sometimes you need to give people a way out. If we seize everything and sanction them to the max then they may as well stay loyal to Putin ?

If you seize something you can give it back.

 

[Gray]

How is the Russian propaganda machinery explaining away the inflation, non-participation in international sport, non-appearance of international artists, closure of outlets like Macdonalds, Abramovich selling Chelsea etc etc?

 

[meltonblue]

The guy even clearly said “I don’t want to clam down, my country is at war”.

Possible career ending gaffe, that. Plenty of presenters don’t recover from a comic fuck up like that.

It’s making me cry with laughter still watching it now and I must have watched it a dozen times already at least!

 

[AlgarveBlu]

It’s a temporary measure until he shelves his invasion plans.

He’s made his bed he can lie in it

 

[bluefandk]

Fuck Putin!

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

He’s made his bed he can lie in it

That comment is top drawer!

 

[Chippy_boy]

It’s a temporary measure until he shelves his invasion plans.

And he's discussing emergency measures with the cabinet.

 

[rickmcfc]

Why doesn’t someone just drop a massive
Bomb on the Kremlin when he is inside, ensuring he is exterminated?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

And you all scoffed ;-)
Let’s see Putin try to get out of the IKEA one way system.

 

[Blue Mist]

There are however Mansions, apartments, houses etc that have yet to be seized.

On what grounds do we seize them ?
If there is no link to criminality are we just going to seize them because they know Putin ?
Bear in mind they may not agree with what he is doing but dare not speak for fear of a novochock attack.
You cannot seize someones assest just because they are rich and Russian

 

[urban genie]

Why doesn’t someone just drop a massive
Bomb on the Kremlin when he is inside, ensuring he is exterminated?

And who is going to do that? Only certain countries have that capability, all that do are non combatants in this war and as such if they did then they would have declared war on russia and we all get nuked.

 

[Blue Mist]

This war is needless. There was no need to expand NATO.

Ergh we weren't expanding NATO. But, if Ukraine had applied to join, what is wrong with that ?

 

[bobmcfc]