United Thread - 2021/22

[VOOMER]

Never really rated De Gea but have say without him it would’ve been 7/8, apart from that they are a shambles of a team, long May it continue.

De Gea has kept them from obscurity for 10 years.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[ShedDweller]

De Gea has kept them from obscurity for 10 years.

Which makes the way they turned on him after a couple of iffy games and Dean Henderson talking himself up, even more disgusting.

I know Joe got moved on but no-one turned on him.

 

[bugsyblue]

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The delusion. As if haaland would want united. As if Dortmund would want rashford.

 

[waspish]

Rashford on 300k+ a week be lucky to get 50m for him

 

[Keeper!]

Which makes the way they turned on him after a couple of iffy games and Dean Henderson talking himself up, even more disgusting.

I know Joe got moved on but no-one turned on him.

You have a short memory.

Corrigan, MacRae, Suclikng, Dibble, Coton all keepers who had periods where we turned on them.

A goalkeeper is the hardest job on the pitch.

 

[Keep the Faith]

Meanwhile...



..and if you thought that it was dawning on the support that the rags aren't all that, there's always this...

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A few school dinner jobs going in Manchester

 

[KentBlue]

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Abso-fucking-lutely nauseating!! Find the messed up çunt and put him out of his misery. Enforced euthanasia for any one copying the idea.

Bastards...every single last one of them.

 

[East Level 2]

I've been up all night working on a sophisticated, empirical model that takes inputs from various sources, including game stats and financial projections.

I've then used advanced statistical techniques to correlate all these figures and the conclusion is that they are, in fact, fucking shit.

While I admire your attention to detail, I'm not sure you required multiple inputs and advanced statistical techniques to ascertain they are fucking shit.

 

[KentBlue]

You have a short memory.

Corrigan, MacRae, Suclikng, Dibble, Coton all keepers who had periods where we turned on them.

A goalkeeper is the hardest job on the pitch.

I don't remember Big Joe getting loads of stick. Not saying he didn't, I just don't remember it.

 

[Keeper!]

I don't remember Big Joe getting loads of stick. Not saying he didn't, I just don't remember it.

He was nearly destroyed for the abuse he took, the way he came back and rebuilt his career and with us was incredible.

 

[East Level 2]

Some rumors circulating that Rangnick told Ronaldo he won't be starting in the derby, to opt for a more defensive approach, and Ronaldo refused to be included in the squad entirely.

Brilliant if true.

Rumour in one paper that CRap7's sister liked a tweet saying he wasn't injured. Other reports say rest of squad unhappy he wasn't there to support them.
Sowing the seeds of discontent. Nice.

 

[East Level 2]

At least rag players have some certainty regarding their career paths.
In the past the new Duncan Edwards, new bald ticket tout, new liver-wasting, wife-beating drunk etc knew they'd be off to Sunderland, West Brom or some other mid-table PL team when the reality didn't match their hype. Now they can just stay at the swamp and spend all season praying for Spurs, Arse, Wolves and West Ham to fuck up.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Ah the utd thread...

 

[Blue Mist]

After yesterdays annihilation can we assume this lot have turned another corner. ?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

While I admire your attention to detail, I'm not sure you required multiple inputs and advanced statistical techniques to ascertain they are fucking shit.

Attention to detail Ged. Got to be 100% sure on these things.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

After yesterdays annihilation can we assume this lot have turned another corner. ?

Maguire definitely turned a few corners yesterday. Although I'm not sure going round in ever decreasing circles trying to track Foden & KDB quite counts.

 

[bluesteve1964]

Maguire definitely turned a few corners yesterday. Although I'm not sure going round in ever decreasing circles trying to track Foden & KDB quite counts.

He turns corners like the Titanic

 

[Blue Til Death]

Rashford considering his future?? Shouldn’t it be the rags considering his? He’s been worse than useless for 2 years :-)

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Rashford considering his future?? Shouldn’t it be the rags considering his? He’s been worse than useless for 2 years :-)

How are Sunderland doing these days, don’t they all end up there when United deem them surplus to requirements?