United Thread - 2021/22

[freshie]

Accusing the ref of match fixing. Fucking hell :)

(It’s even funnier on 1.5x speed)

 

[freshie]

I’m not going to go in on them, I’m not going to swear at the players, I’m not going to waste my breath on them. He then spends 5 minutes doing all of that.
Blooming marvellous. Just imagine the scum is his life. 20 odd % of his life has been spent in absolute misery. Long may it continue.

He realised he couldn’t actually batter any of them after offering the whole squad out last week

 

[Blueknows]

Awwwwwww........

21/22 Season over on 15th March 2022……

Let that sink in. Whilst our two greatest rivals battle it out for a treble and quadruple respectively. Who on earth could have seen this at the start of this season??

www.redcafe.net

Love this post ..lol
Tell your Bertie mate he’s talking shite.

we won trophies under the doc and big Ron before Fergie was appointed and still had the highest average attendance figures in the uk(even when relegated)while they where winning sweet fa.

they have been buying trophies year on year for over a decade but their manager is still begging fans to attend games.

finally where would they be if the oil money dried up?

 

[Impeccable One]

There's a thread on the caff asking "whose apology are you most looking forward to". One of the replies.....

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Not fair to blame his mum, but blame his father for not pulling out !

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Not much going on at Gigg Lane at the moment.

Not much going on at Old Trafford either.

 

[eyalluvitt]

UNITED ARE BACK, UNITED ARE BAC.........

 

[wolviedinho]

Will anyone be arrested? Banned? I won't hold my breath

It depends on what the oracle Neville has to say about the whole thing on sky United. My money is on city ownership and how we brought over the stone throwing Arabs, disguised them as rag fans and paid them to infiltrate old toilet to assault Diego.;)

 

[bluethrunthru]

Lol - guess Diego ain't interested in the job then

 

[I'm With Stupid]

This is a bit of a laugh...

 

[bluethrunthru]

This is a bit of a laugh...

moaning skriking bang average tosser

 

[Bluekiwi]

classy bunch

That made it onto the lunchtime news here in NZ

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The hattrick from Ronaldo at the weekend feels better now, it's the same old story with this lot, they get a result against a crap side, Ronaldo has a good game and a media wankfest follows, their plastic fans get giddy and it all comes crashing down at the very next game, it's a never ending cycle and it's just brilliant.

The gift that keeps giving....must be dizzy as fuck on that team bus with a corner every game to turn.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Why the long face?

Isn’t that the punchline to a VVD joke ?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Accusing the ref of match fixing. Fucking hell :)

(It’s even funnier on 1.5x speed)

I've watched her in the two games since the derby and developing a little crush on her as she seems to wear sky blue when recording.... poor lass says she is heart broken...... ha ha ha

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Elanga will go the same way as the rest of their over-hyped academy dross

So that's Sunderland then?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Mr Flying Pig - " Rangnick is just the janitor. He is simply there moping up the puke on the floor left by Ole....."

 

[FantasyIreland]

Cheered me up no end that result!

The cheating/whining shithouse's were out shithoused,pmsl!!

 

[deegee33]

As I said to my rag supporting acquaintances over here, "at least the baseball lockout is over... you'll have something to watch in April and May.

 

[goalmole]

“We signed Ronaldo so City couldn’t get him”
Thought that was part of the masterplan Andy?

He sounds devastated, bless him.

 

[jonah62]

They’re caught between a rock and a hard place
If the talk of knocking down old toilet and rebuilding a new stadium is to be believed, you’re looking at having to play at a smaller stadium somewhere, which obviously leads to a revenue decrease.
Build a new stadium, cost somewhere between 1-1.5 billion, so do they take the Arsenal/Spurs route of stadium expenditure over players?
If, and it’s a big if, Pogba walks, Cavani, Matic,Mata, Ronaldo, Rashford wants out, Martial out, that’s 7, sure they’ll save a huge wedge on wages, but they still have to replace, not being in champions league will effect the calibre of player willing to ply their trade there, or they will throw ridiculous money to attract players.