Eric was president of a team I played for many moons ago, The Manor House in Withington, and his brothers all played. Always was very respectful and well liked by everyone.I'm a bit surprised at Nixon he used to play in goal on occasion for the Snooty Fox on Princess parkway before he became famous and was well liked.
As for wankers, for those in the service; industry a couple of eye drops in a drink or soup used to give them the shits. Colourless, odourless and tasteless it was perfect.