Erling Haaland

[Chi-town blues]

I think it’s time for a song to calm everyone.


Sheik mansour drove to dortmund
on his beaten up nissan
bought us back a lanky boy
Erling fucking haaland

 

[jimharri]

I think it’s time for a song to calm everyone.


Sheik mansour drove to dortmund
on his beaten up nissan
bought us back a lanky boy
Erling fucking haaland

You do have a day job, yeah?

 

[SWPISHOME]

You do have a day job, yeah?

Shit lyrics operative. Handy number.

 

[eastmanc]

I think we’d get Kane this summer if we made a serious effort to get him… but I hope we are balls deep for Haaland and Kane is an excellent fallback option

Kane has already started to make noises about leaving Spurs this summer. If they don’t get top 4 he’ll definitely want out

He wanted out last summer.

 

[eastmanc]

I think it’s time for a song to calm everyone.


Sheik mansour drove to dortmund
on his beaten up nissan
bought us back a lanky boy
Erling fucking haaland

You do know that that is not a very good song.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You do know that that is not a very good song.

Lyrics are shit too.

 

[Chi-town blues]

You do know that that is not a very good song.

I can try another one .

 

[SWPISHOME]

I can try another one .

This is starting to remind me of Father Ted Eurovision Song Contest episode. The lads up all night trying to get a song together "No no wait I can get this one" :)

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

I can try another one .

Please don’t ; )

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

This is starting to remind me of Father Ted Eurovision Song Contest episode. The lads up all night trying to get a song together "No no wait I can get this one" :)

“Just play the f****** note”

 

[Xhavenjoe]

This is starting to remind me of Father Ted Eurovision Song Contest episode. The lads up all night trying to get a song together "No no wait I can get this one"

 

[Chi-town blues]

hahha sax solo

 

[i8rags]

I think it’s time for a song to calm everyone.


Sheik mansour drove to dortmund
on his beaten up nissan
bought us back a lanky boy
Erling fucking haaland

What is this

 

[SWPISHOME]

“Just play the f****** note”

Haha nearly spat out my beer :)

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

If Haaland & Mbappe sign for Real then their finances need a serious looking at , because that is a minimum of £1m a week in wages and La Liga is not awash with money at the moment both Barca & Atletico have let players leave due to financial issues and are signing free transfers. So how the f*ck are Real going to finance both Mbappe & Haaland no doubt senor Tebas will be bending the rules for his football club love child.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Been out. Not read thread for three hours. Only four pages added. Read them all anyway. Just in case.

 

[AlanBalls]

To be fair, we’ve been treated to dozens and dozens of bullshit tweets from Madrid Zone on this thread, yet people are still allowed to post tweets from them!

Madrid Zone is an aggregator, and they post from reputable media publications (even though some, like Diarioas, are unreliable).

These other characters I’ve named in a previous post are two-bit accounts run by kids pretending to be Fabrizio Romano. Big difference.

 

[skillman]

What a waste of 8 pages

 

[deegee33]

What a waste of 8 pages

With apologies to the Bard:
Much Ado About Nothing .

 

[bluealf]

What a waste of 8 pages

Just 8?