United Thread - 2021/22

[deano ou812]

Not forgetting Luke Chadwick..

 

[Nellies left peg]

Not forgetting Luke Chadwick..

How can someone be so ugly with only one head

 

[city2]

It’s a shame they can’t finish lower than 8th position cos they are fucking wank and should be around 15th.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Something occurred to me today.
Their MANUTD.COM website could be made to read MANUTD.SCUM.
The tw@ts reading this can't unsee it now.
Hahahahaha!

 

[horlock_was_super]

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Pffft photo shopped! They are quite obviously NOT the hands of ‘Phil the face’
Other than that - good effort.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Maybe Luke Shaw should try Ramadan

Fuck right off sunshine!
Greggs would go bust and that’s my lunchtime bolloxed.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

They also think the English contingent are overpaid shite -Rashford, Shaw, Wan Bissaka, Sancho, Maguire.

They're not exactly in a minority thinking that!

 

[Aba452]

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Harsh on the Muppets, mate!

Mind you that Beaker does remind me of a certain ex England centre back......;-)))))

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fucking wank.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

they have only had three in 140 years

Plus the first one left them to come to City!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Harsh on the Muppets, mate!

Mind you that Beaker does remind me of a certain ex England centre back......;-)))))

Is it Harry Maguire?

 

[TheKippaxM14Blue]

It’s a shame they can’t finish lower than 8th position cos they are fucking wank and should be around 15th.

This is the last roll of the dice before mid to lower table...

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Varane all over the place tonight
Not much said about it, would be more made of it if it was Maguite

Varane has been shit anytime I’ve seen him

 

[the blue panther]

Varane all over the place tonight
Not much said about it, would be more made of it if it was Maguite

Varane has been shit anytime I’ve seen him

But, he's a "Rolls Royce of player," isn't he?
Ha! More like a second rate John O'Shea - aspiring to be the new Phil Jones, perhaps.
Happy days.

 

[mat]

How about BM produce some green and gold zebra pants to flog to rags for £75 as the ultimate protest item?

 

[the blue panther]

Does my bonce in. The usual “BUT THIS IS MANCHESTER UNITED WE’RE TALKING ABOUT” drivel gets wheeled out every match.

What the fuck does that even mean?

"This is Man United you're talking about, who've won Fuckall for years" is the correct response.
Scum!
In fact, the luckiest scum ever!!
How they got a point tonight is a miracle. I'd be more pissed off usually, but, it's hard to be upset when Rogers would have been the beneficiary.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Couldn't believe how poor they were today, even if they scraped a point. Like they've taken the worst parts of every manager they've had since Ferguson, retained none of the positives, and crafted into one single, huge shite. No creativity (Van Gaal), no fight (Moyes) no tactical nous (Ole), no leadership (Mourinho), no shape (lol Ole again). Unreal to think people were talking them up as title contenders because they signed a crocked defender, a past it striker who was too slow for the Italian league, and an attacking talent who didn't fancy his chances getting starts ahead of Jesus.

 

[Beanhead]

Must be the first time in years where I seriously wouldn’t take one of their squad if given the chance.. not a single one lol

 

[Beanhead]

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I forgot about him lol. Makes Sinclair look world class.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Shearer on MOTD:

‘Man United are not a very good team’