United Thread - 2021/22

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Fernandes extends his contract saying "There is so much more that I want to achieve here..."

You mean like actually winning something you knob?

A bigger contract?

 

[N1985]

1 year extension

Here's an extra 100k a week please don't put a transfer request in

Shambles. Absolute fucking shambles!

 

[mat]

Long may it continue.

If I'm working a train taking the Norwich fans to the swamp I'll remind them not to let the rags steal their scarves again.

 

[waspish]

Funny they need good news they just give the diving cheating moaning rag a 12 month extension.

 

[Blue Mist]

Save Our United Thread - 2021/22

Tbh mines better ;-)

 

[ninjamonkey]

Rangnick saying maguire won't be booed at old Trafford "it won't happen in our stadium with the red army"

He does know they've been booing him for weeks right?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Akira]

More rewards for mediocrity at the Swamp, what else is new?

 

[dickie davies]

Fernandes extends his contract saying "There is so much more that I want to achieve here..."

You mean like actually winning something you knob?

 

[Kippax77]

1 year extension

Here's an extra 100k a week please don't put a transfer request in

Shambles. Absolute fucking shambles!

A big club like Wolves were obviously sniffing him out and the mighty rags got all panicky

 

[Blue Mist]

Rangnick saying maguire won't be booed at old Trafford "it won't happen in our stadium with the red army"

He does know they've been booing him for weeks right?

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Alsoooooo, when he was subbed off against Atletico they cheered, I mean come on, he needs to stop sounding like Comical Ali, (or Putin)

 

[Protein Junkie]

Ralov Ragnickov who is the Strategic Coordinator United Moscow has presented a document praising the might of the two great Red Armies.
* Fake news that both Red Armies haven’t a pot to piss in.
* Fake news that both are relying on obsolete weapons such as the PR37 and AK47.
* Fake news that both defence strategies are in tatters. The Stalingrad strategy being somewhat better than the Leicester Line.
*Fake news that both organisations are not to be feared in Europe despite recent pathetic results.
* Fake news that the respective media campaigns print anything but the truth.

Ragnickov pointed out that people should believe recent results and insisted that the Worlds Greatest Club (sic) were currently Top of the Premier league and in the quarter finals of the Champions League.

 

[Blue Mist]

When I saw that fernadez signed a new contract this morning I assumed it was an April Fool joke.
Yet again I'm wrong.

 

[Vienna_70]

We aren’t the champions!

 

[fitzy blue]

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Even better if you swap the F for a T

 

[oldhamblue]

Odd isn't it ? Plays ok for England and shite for the rags. Is the difference the opponents or the colleagues he is surrounded by at the swamp?

Big split in rag dressing room between the foreign lads and the English. The preening narcissist and roland rat believe Maguire isn't good enough for the rags and shouldn't be captain. They also think the English contingent are overpaid shite -Rashford, Shaw, Wan Bissaka, Sancho, Maguire.

They practically demanded their Portugese compatriots Telles and Dialot start as full backs

 

[dickie davies]

Big split in rag dressing room between the foreign lads and the English. The preening narcissist and roland rat believe Maguire isn't good enough for the rags and shouldn't be captain. They also think the English contingent are overpaid shite -Rashford, Shaw, Wan Bissaka, Sancho, Maguire.

They practically demanded their Portugese compatriots Telles and Dialot start as full backs

Says who?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Says who?

Please keep up.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Odd isn't it ? Plays ok for England and shite for the rags. Is the difference the opponents or the colleagues he is surrounded by at the swamp?

Tbf Pickford is decent for England and shite for us, but then our backline is dreadful as well so it's not all on mine.

 

[dickie davies]

Please keep up.

Really helpful
Thanks