United Thread - 2021/22

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

shell shocked - doesn't both halves of the McFred midfield duo make them a stronger outfit anyway lol?

More like the FakeRonnieMcDonaldDuck midfield.

 

[shemnel]

This is Manchester United.
THIS is Manchester United.
This IS Manchester United
This is MANCHESTER United
This is Manchester UNITED.
This is Manchester United?
This is Manchester United!
This. Is. Manchester. United.

Yeah we know and it's fucking hilarious.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Dont worry Eric Tent Peg is on his way, he looks a bit like Pep so he might be alright :-)

 

[Stoned Rose]

Few beers to celebrate them being shit tonight I think.

God wills it.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

NINE.

The number of consecutive seasons that the rags have finished below their illustrious neighbours.

As I’ve said before, our 12 year-old grandson and ten year-old granddaughter aren’t old enough to remember that shower of shite ending the season above us.

Long may it continue.

Is their a record we are aiming to beat out of interest?

 

[Groke]

Dont worry Eric Tent Peg is on his way, he looks a bit like Pep so he might be alright :-)

They should go for Paul Warne instead, looks a bit like Pep too but he would be a bit cheaper than Tent Peg, but the outcome would be exactly the same.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Here come the essays from Bruno, De Gea & co. Another £300million rebuild on the cards

They haven't built anything of any lasting value since '92! Let's hope it's another thirty years to get the next 'rebuild - the class of '52!

 

[Vienna_70]

They should go for Paul Warne instead, looks a bit like Pep too but he would be a bit cheaper than Tent Peg, but the outcome would be exactly the same.

They might as well go for Shane Warne.

 

[JASR]

They cannot finish above City again .... Happy St Beneathus Day .... it comes around earlier every year.

Now that's a great Saint's day name!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

This post aged well.

;-)

I like being wrong sometimes. Genuinely thought we were going to blow it. Maguire's excellent defending did help us, but Pickford wasn't completely useless and Keane didn't make an arse of himself, so I can live with that.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is their a record we are aiming to beat out of interest?

I asked @Gary James this a while back, and he said that during the 1920s and '30s, we were the dominant side, so there are probably a few more years to go yet.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I will never tire of seeing them lose. Their fans' grief is like heroin to me.

As is seeing all the plastics who only follow them because of Ronaldo whining because he magically didn't win the game for them.

 

[Vienna_70]

I like being wrong sometimes. Genuinely thought we were going to blow it. Maguire's excellent defending did help us, but Pickford wasn't completely useless and Keane didn't make an arse of himself, so I can live with that.

I’m delighted for Fabian Delph, and I thought Iwobi was excellent defensively.

 

[lonestay]

Ten haag has publicly stated that as manchester United are good at losing , could they please lose his telephone number !!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I’m delighted for Fabian Delph, and I thought Iwobi was excellent defensively.

I'm happy for Iwobi as well. He's not as useless as our fans think. Who was it scored against Newcastle?

Also, when Ronaldo buggers off, United will haemorrhage fans, because there are plenty of plastics who think Messi and Ronaldo are the only footballers to ever exist and only follow whatever team they play on. Van Basten? Maradona? Zidane? Henry? Shearer? Modric? Touré? Salah? De Bruyne? Maldini? Who are they again?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They cannot finish above City again .... Happy St Beneathus Day IX .... it comes around earlier every year.

Slight adjustment.

 

[Whether or not]

The popular media lie is that Pep and City suffered a crushing blow when Sancho left. Well I’ve just watched him for 90 minutes of total anonymity, doing not a lot and getting schooled by Seamus Coleman. The money we got, plus the sell on when the rags signed him, looks great business to me. He wouldn’t be within a mile of our first team.

 

[Gray]

They cannot finish above City again .... Happy St Beneathus IX Day .... it comes around earlier every year.

Better adjustment.

 

[give it to gordon]

When people say utd need to rebuild, do they mean the team or the stadium ?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The popular media lie is that Pep and City suffered a crushing blow when Sancho left. Well I’ve just watched him for 90 minutes of total anonymity, doing not a lot and getting schooled by Seamus Coleman. The money we got, plus the sell on when the rags signed him, looks great business to me. He wouldn’t be within a mile of our first team.

I've had to check he was playing, watched the game on mute on my PC but, missed the lineups.

I'd honestly have said he wasn't on the pitch.