United Thread - 2021/22

[bluethrunthru]

Probably already posted but its piss funny

 

[remember arthur mann]

With my er, follically challenged state at the moment, I can't really say too much.

Like my mate used to say, you only get a 25yr guarantee on Wilton and Axminster Carpets.

 

[laserblue]

Give it the Granny-shagger until the end of the rags.

Fixed for you.

 

[laserblue]

it seems that Sad Cafe thinks whatever name they decide to offer this prestigious position too will just instantly drop everything to come running to them. Zidane? already on the plane, pooch? already telling PSG he wont be in tomorrow! Mancini well he only went to City cos he wanted to be close to Old Trafford and he will drop Italy in a heartbeat to wear a red scarf. They just dont realise that the position is not that desirable to a top manager in this present day.

It's also the most poisoned of poisoned chalices.

 

[bluethrunthru]

it seems that Sad Cafe thinks whatever name they decide to offer this prestigious position too will just instantly drop everything to come running to them. Zidane? already on the plane, pooch? already telling PSG he wont be in tomorrow! Mancini well he only went to City cos he wanted to be close to Old Trafford and he will drop Italy in a heartbeat to wear a red scarf. They just dont realise that the position is not that desirable to a top manager in this present day.

Will it be Potch? Will it be Bobby? What about ZZ ?

We will all nearly be killed by our own laughter when they appoint Warnock to the end of the season......

 

[chesterbells]

They clearly hate each other always trying to out do each other with their transfer scoops! While one is talking (very slowly with dramatic pause’s) the other goes straight on their phone completely ignoring them they’re a pair sad twats

Lol, indeed!

 

[the blue panther]

We signed Pep; they went and got Mourinho. I was concerned that there'd be a proper challenge from them. Jose was still regarded as 'the man' by many, and the rags thought they'd hit the jackpot with him after fluffing their challenge with Moyes and LVG.
We all know what happened with Jose. Now, things are a lot, lot worse. They have a bloated pile of uncontrollable shite , on loads of money. Who ever comes in HAS to play to Ronaldo's tune, and that will be the start of the next manager's downfall.
I couldn't give a fuc.k who they bring in, as they are destined for years of failure. Spurs, Arsenal,West Ham and Wolves all have to be overtaken before they can get in to the top 4, and that just ain't gonna happen,imho.
They'll be lucky to get top 6.

 

[The Black Shed]

Was he sacked? I've just heard him say himself that it was time for him to step aside, that's not a sacking, that's sacrifice. What a man, what a legand, what a manager. United won't reach those giddy heights of cup semi finals for a while now. Get Ole back!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Retailer "Are you purchasing a pair of shorts to appear fashionable?"
United fan " Fuck no, it's so I can show off my tattoo of 'give it Giggsy' on my calf"

Or:

Sorry Olly, my zebra kecks are in the wash, could have saved you otherwise.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Ole - I have laid the foundations - how its going -