United Thread - 2021/22

[Indaparkside]

Harry Munster has scored more own goals for the rags than scored for them this season I bet

 

[Protein Junkie]

Some sad news emerging from Liverpool tonight on the day of the grand national,

Harry Maguire's had to be put down.

Unfortunately he pulled out as he was at Blackpool beach.

 

[jimharri]

Our favourite Irish journalist sticking the boot in...

 

[freshie]

At least 6 figures

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I would never defend Ronaldo, but this all smells very scousey.

 

[Indaparkside]

SCUM

 

[freshie]

Some sad news emerging from Liverpool tonight on the day of the grand national,

Harry Maguire's had to be put down.

They’ll only turn him into prick stick

 

[LongsightM13]

That Andy Mitten tweet… seriously, some of these so called journalists act like 15 year old kids on twitter. Pathetic and embarrassing.

You can imagine his eyes watering and his bottom lip trembling as he wrote it

 

[oldhamblue]

Nice Mancunian accents there as well.

Wife's nephews video. Failsworth lad

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

They are a genuinely dreadful football team. As are Everton tbf but at least they were committed.

 

[LongsightM13]

I came around to the idea of signing Ronaldo and was disappointed we didn't get him but he's really showing his true colours. Booked for lashing the ball at an Everton player waiting to take a throw, which he'd already done a couple times earlier. Could have injured players during the season with his petulant antics. Exactly the opposite of the leader they need there, amazing that a massively experienced player has such poor self control.

Should have had a red for what he did to Kev at our place

 

[freshie]

I would never defend Ronaldo, but this all smells very scousey.

Rag ;)

 

[LongsightM13]

I would never defend Ronaldo, but this all smells very scousey.

There’s videos of him doing it tbf

 

[LongsightM13]

This didn't end well....

Fucking clueless primate actually thinks he’s a coaching guru

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not just a bruised hand is it?

Damage to personal property
Emotional damage to the kid
Im no lawyer but if he deliberately knocked it out of the kid's hand would that be classed as assault?

Maybe. He might get a signed shirt, a new phone and a vip day out at the swamp.

 

[oldhamblue]

I would never defend Ronaldo, but this all smells very scousey.

It wouldn't be the first time he's smashed something without consent

 

[give it to gordon]

Maybe. He might get a signed shirt, a new phone and a vip day out at the swamp.

Hasnt the poor lad suffered enough ?

 

[lazerblue]

Alice coming live from her bedroom

misinterpretated? thats her name from now, Miss interpretated

 

[LongsightM13]

With all those working injuries, where does he work, Chorlton Street?

He used to work at a BM Bargains

Always a joy to see this slimey little weasel creep see his arse over a united loss

he’s a horrible little racist prick

 

[Vienna_70]

I hope they go for him and don't just take a few quid hush money.

Mrs Vienna just said, "I’d sue the backside off him!"