United Thread - 2021/22

[freshie]

Ragnick has questioned whether the Rags deserve Europe ?
Yes - the Conference you Gengen depressing fuckwit.

They don’t even deserve that. To the Gulag!

 

[give it to gordon]

Most people would. It’d not be a huge payout for a bruised hand though.

If I was the parent I would get as much as possible from the prick. Would have preferred to twat him to be fair

This must be a police prosecution now looking at the poor lads hand

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Aww bless. You've got to feel sorry for him.
Like fuck.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Most people would. It’d not be a huge payout for a bruised hand though.

Not just a bruised hand is it?

Damage to personal property
Emotional damage to the kid
Im no lawyer but if he deliberately knocked it out of the kid's hand would that be classed as assault?

 

[ninjamonkey]

Some sad news emerging from Liverpool tonight on the day of the grand national,

Harry Maguire's had to be put down.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Couldn’t understand her, due to that thick Salford twang.

She's from Cambridge. Town rather than Gown l would guess.

 

[Bald fraud]

The greasy fucker will apologise invite the kid to the rags training ground have some pictures taken with him and all will forgotten. Along with stories in the papers of how much of a nice guy he is

 

[Love_Each_Day]

I came around to the idea of signing Ronaldo and was disappointed we didn't get him but he's really showing his true colours. Booked for lashing the ball at an Everton player waiting to take a throw, which he'd already done a couple times earlier. Could have injured players during the season with his petulant antics. Exactly the opposite of the leader they need there, amazing that a massively experienced player has such poor self control.

 

[gandalfthebrave]

I came around to the idea of signing Ronaldo and was disappointed we didn't get him but he's really showing his true colours. Booked for lashing the ball at an Everton player waiting to take a throw, which he'd already done a couple times earlier. Could have injured players during the season with his petulant antics. Exactly the opposite of the leader they need there, amazing that a massively experienced player has such poor self control.

I’d be behaving exactly like he is, if I’d been so stupid as to sign for that shower of shit in the last few playing years of my career.

He’s dropped a massive, massive bollock going there.

And I love it!

 

[the blue panther]

Some sad news emerging from Liverpool tonight on the day of the grand national,

Harry Maguire's had to be put down.

That would be truly tragic. He's given his all for our benefit this season.