United Thread - 2021/22

[14aguero]

Might sound a bit over the top, but if a fan slapped a player(even if it did only catch their hand) they’d be done for assault without question. This slimy little cnut will hear no more about it.

What happened with that guy who punched Grealish? I would hope for the same in this instance.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I hope they go for him and don't just take a few quid hush money.

How much compo do you think they can get out of a bruised hand and broken phone?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

How much compo do you think they can get out of a bruised hand and broken phone?

At least 6 figures

 

[der bomber28]

What happened with that guy who punched Grealish? I would hope for the same in this instance.

He did get charged, completely different if connected to the Rags. See the break in before the dippers game, what happened there?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

At least 6 figures

Lol. Russian Doll ones?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Lol. Russian Doll ones?

If that was my son the twat did that too I'd be getting as much as I can

 

[14aguero]

Lol. Russian Doll ones?

The rubles have doubled. Their Russian sponsor might contribute a bit to the fund.

 

[vincent]

That Andy Mitten tweet… seriously, some of these so called journalists act like 15 year old kids on twitter. Pathetic and embarrassing.

 

[Vienna_70]

I got sent that at the time from a rag mate. Sent it back after every game since.

Good for you.

Keep sending it to him until the end of the season!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If that was my son the twat did that too I'd be getting as much as I can

Most people would. It’d not be a huge payout for a bruised hand though.

 

[freshie]

Ragnick has questioned whether the Rags deserve Europe ?
Yes - the Conference you Gengen depressing fuckwit.

They don’t even deserve that. To the Gulag!

 

[give it to gordon]

Most people would. It’d not be a huge payout for a bruised hand though.

If I was the parent I would get as much as possible from the prick. Would have preferred to twat him to be fair

This must be a police prosecution now looking at the poor lads hand

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Aww bless. You've got to feel sorry for him.
Like fuck.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Most people would. It’d not be a huge payout for a bruised hand though.

Not just a bruised hand is it?

Damage to personal property
Emotional damage to the kid
Im no lawyer but if he deliberately knocked it out of the kid's hand would that be classed as assault?

 

[ninjamonkey]

Some sad news emerging from Liverpool tonight on the day of the grand national,

Harry Maguire's had to be put down.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Couldn’t understand her, due to that thick Salford twang.

She's from Cambridge. Town rather than Gown l would guess.

 

[Bald fraud]

The greasy fucker will apologise invite the kid to the rags training ground have some pictures taken with him and all will forgotten. Along with stories in the papers of how much of a nice guy he is

 

[Love_Each_Day]

I came around to the idea of signing Ronaldo and was disappointed we didn't get him but he's really showing his true colours. Booked for lashing the ball at an Everton player waiting to take a throw, which he'd already done a couple times earlier. Could have injured players during the season with his petulant antics. Exactly the opposite of the leader they need there, amazing that a massively experienced player has such poor self control.

 

[gandalfthebrave]

I came around to the idea of signing Ronaldo and was disappointed we didn't get him but he's really showing his true colours. Booked for lashing the ball at an Everton player waiting to take a throw, which he'd already done a couple times earlier. Could have injured players during the season with his petulant antics. Exactly the opposite of the leader they need there, amazing that a massively experienced player has such poor self control.

I’d be behaving exactly like he is, if I’d been so stupid as to sign for that shower of shit in the last few playing years of my career.

He’s dropped a massive, massive bollock going there.

And I love it!

 

[the blue panther]

Some sad news emerging from Liverpool tonight on the day of the grand national,

Harry Maguire's had to be put down.

That would be truly tragic. He's given his all for our benefit this season.