Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Trickyblues]

Pathetic

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

The dippers manipulation of the fixtures list.

Who'd knew FSG would stoop so low...

They should have kept hold of those fake covid tests, that would have got the kick off changed.

 

[lazerblue]

Pathetic

he dyes his hair, has his teeth done, eyes lazered and still manages to look like a fuckin paraffin lamp the scuffy twat

 

[malg]

Newcastle should refuse the request to put the game back. Disgraceful if the league agrees to it.

Newcastle still need points so they'll definitely want to play when the Dippers don't want to play. Also, their owners should have a look at all the oil money barbs and insults from that lot.

Fuck them.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Newcastle still need points so they'll definitely want to play when the Dippers don't want to play. Also, their owners should have a look at all the oil money barbs and insults from that lot.

Fuck them.

Let’s not forget in 2014 when Chelsea (who were facing a CL semi the following midweek) asked to move the Anfield fixture to the day before and Liverpool refused, presumably because they thought Chelsea would have to rest players. Mourinho even said afterwards it gave his players extra motivation.

Can’t for the life of me remember what happened in that game…

 

[Toffeedude]

Scousers are currently convincing themselves kdb and walker injuries were all mind games. They actually believe we would feign injury to two key players in the quarter finals of the champions league with the game on a knife edge just so we can ever so slightly mildly surprise Liverpool at the weekend for 5 minutes. I really wish I was as deluded as those cultists, they must live in bliss.

Scousers are not

Red Tourist are

 

[Toffeedude]

Says it all

He was out with the police in Liverpool. They dressed him as a Kopite.

 

[NZBlue]

He was out with the police in Liverpool. They dressed him as a Kopite.

Boris, who believes he can never get caught, goes with Merseyside police who are incapable of catching anyone.

It's a match made in hell, that's for sure

 

[Ted_Bovis]

he dyes his hair, has his teeth done, eyes lazered and still manages to look like a fuckin paraffin lamp the scuffy twat

w

Can’t see what you mean tbh.

 

[mexico1970]

he dyes his hair, has his teeth done, eyes lazered and still manages to look like a fuckin paraffin lamp the scuffy twat

Paraffin lamp :)

 

[Tartarian Blue]

Let’s not forget in 2014 when Chelsea (who were facing a CL semi the following midweek) asked to move the Anfield fixture to the day before and Liverpool refused, presumably because they thought Chelsea would have to rest players. Mourinho even said afterwards it gave his players extra motivation.

Can’t for the life of me remember what happened in that game…

Must have "slipped" your mind.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Just noticed on Facebook where you can 'book' d-list celebs to record birthday wishes that Bruce Grobelaar will do you a happy birthday for £50. I wonder how this compares with what he used to charge for match fixing?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

he dyes his hair, has his teeth done, eyes lazered and still manages to look like a fuckin paraffin lamp the scuffy twat

What is it with scouse managers and cosmetic surgery.

I know the birds over there are all partial to the Katie price treatment, but the blokes….?

 

[Gordyola]

he dyes his hair, has his teeth done, eyes lazered and still manages to look like a fuckin paraffin lamp the scuffy twat

Not just dye, hes had A Rooney

https://www.belgraviacentre.com/blog/liverpool-manager-jurgen-klopp-talks-about-his-hair-transplant/

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Pep suits the bald look. As does Martinez.

I hope you beat these arseholes today but I have a bad feeling about it because of de Bruyne’s injury.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Pep suits the bald look. As does Martinez.

I hope you beat these arseholes today but I have a bad feeling about it because of de Bruyne’s injury.

Thanks FLAG.
I have a good feeling because we are clearly the better team.

 

[mat]

w

Can’t see what you mean tbh.

I always thought he was going full Scouse. But he's taking it to another level.

He'll be running the touchline with no teeth and looking for his next hit at this rate.

 

[mat]

Pep suits the bald look. As does Martinez.

I hope you beat these arseholes today but I have a bad feeling about it because of de Bruyne’s injury.

I have the opposite.

Liverpool and their fans think they will piss it.

Their hubris will be their undoing.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I see Liverpool fans are doing down their unfair stereotypes by *checks notes, checks notes again* playing a game of who can rob the most from service stations going down to London.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I see Liverpool fans are doing down their unfair stereotypes by *checks notes, checks notes again* playing a game of who can rob the most from service stations going down to London.

I’ve told this anecdote before.

When we played them in the league cup final the delightful scousers were singing racist chants of “I’d rather be a paki than a Manc” at the services in front of a couple of Asian families.

Cue a couple of coach loads of blues drowning them out with a chorus of “Oh Manchester is multicultural” to the tune of “Oh Manchester is wonderful”.

Funny how the dirty racist twats never made it to the news. Imagine if it were the other way round.