United Thread - 2021/22

[fitzy blue]

Fuck your puns, I've heard we have put a bid in for PR37, 1 Mill a week, 3 year contract.
.............
Come on eddies clone, get it sorted.

Well bless my cotton socks, 1 mill a week?

 

[Indaparkside]

SCUM

 

[fitzy blue]

Been trying to think of more puns for this but have to come up with a new system.....

Not much rheum for many more.

 

[manimanc]

Not much rheum for many more.

I'll make myself look stupid, an ass...

 

[Fordyboy46]

Can you useless rag cunts turn up at Klanfield for once and have a fucking go at them? Oh well that's a resounding no then, I did ask though

 

[SWPISHOME]

Can you useless rag cunts turn up at Klanfield for once and have a fucking go at them? Oh well that's a resounding no then, I did ask though

If the go toe to toe with them they'll get battered, If they sit back they'll get battered. Let's just hope the dippers have an off night and the Rags somehow manage to grab a draw on top of leaving a few dippers injured.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Liverpool's luck has to turn sometime, hope its Tuesday as United are the lesser of two evils at the moment, If not we are all Everton and Spurs

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Never wanted him anyway.

European roundup: Ajax lose Dutch Cup final but say Ten Hag may stay at club

PSV Eindhoven won the KNVB Cup for the first time in 10 years with a 2-1 win over Ajax, while Real Madrid recovered from 2-0 down to beat Seviila 3-2

www.theguardian.com

 

[KS55]

The rags will disappoint, it’s axio….

 

[Nellies left peg]

Apparently PR37 got an 850 thousand pound bonus for his hattrick against Norwich. No wonder he's a greedy selfish bastard and the rags are still up to their neck in debt Ycmiu

 

[Sky Blue]

Apparently PR37 got an 850 thousand pound bonus for his hattrick against Norwich. No wonder he's a greedy selfish bastard and the rags are still up to their neck in debt Ycmiu

Tim Krul might have got some of that.

 

[Maccblue]

I may have to go to confession tomorrow!!!

 

[tommy116]

Hoping that a team who barely can beat a very poor Norwich team at home will go to the dippers and get a result is desperation. Utd are awful and will be beaten if not hammered on Tuesday.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Hoping that a team who barely can beat a very poor Norwich team at home will go to the dippers and get a result is desperation. Utd are awful and will be beaten if not hammered on Tuesday.

Every cloud.

 

[TravisBickle]

Can you useless rag cunts turn up at Klanfield for once and have a fucking go at them? Oh well that's a resounding no then, I did ask though

Not in my lifetime!

 

[citizen_maine]

Hoping that a team who barely can beat a very poor Norwich team at home will go to the dippers and get a result is desperation. Utd are awful and will be beaten if not hammered on Tuesday.

If there's one thing the rags have been good at in recent seasons, it's turning another corner

 

[KentBlue]

Hoping that a team who barely can beat a very poor Norwich team at home will go to the dippers and get a result is desperation. Utd are awful and will be beaten if not hammered on Tuesday.

Yeah, but towards the end of March/April there are always silly results that nobody saw coming (except Mike Riley, of course). And given the alleged hostility between the two vermin-infested clubs the rags might, just might, beat the scousers.

It's about as likely as Douglas Bader doing the Hokey Cokey though.

 

[RiversideBlue]

Can we all just agree that the best result for everyone, at Anfield tomorrow, would be an asteroid strike?

 

[Protein Junkie]

It's about as likely as Douglas Bader doing the Hokey Cokey though.

Brilliant lmfao :-)

 

[Roachy]

Freddie just had little bump, oops.