You know you're a blue when........

[jamesha]

.....you instinctively shout "Shit!" if someone says "United".

Carry it on

 

[mrbelfry]

stand up for the champions

 

[Kippax77]

When all your class mates are dressed in red T shirts at football training and you are dressed in blue but you are the best player on the pitch.

(me junior school Heywood (77-81)

 

[burning blue soul]

...You lose your head, when all around are keeping theirs!

 

[ftg89]

Every so often you blurt out ‘aaaaaalf time draaaaw tickets’ in a throwback memory to Maine Road when you were a kid!

 

[Indaparkside]

Your born in Manchester

 

[Zubrman]

When you open your wardrobe door and every single item inside is blue. (Handy that each item of work uniform is blue too.)

 

[SWPISHOME]

When your still shitting yourself even though your 3-0 up at home to Brighton.

 

[jamesha]

The wife says her friend got a great deal from LV car insurance and you tell her to eff off.

 

[malg]

When you're top of the league, having won it 3 times in the last 4 years, you're in the semi final of the CL having made the final last year - but you still moan about the team, think half the players are dog shit and the manager can't manage the big games.

 

[SatOnTheWall]

You have nothing red in the house.

 

[Ethan23]

You assume you're going to lose every game. Infact, you internally go as far as to play out the loss in your head and go through the emotional torment before a ball has even been kicked

 

[pendlebury blue]

.....you instinctively shout "Shit!" if someone says "United".

.....you instinctively shout "Shit!" if someone says "United".

Carry it on

Get the pots washed Love

 

[carlosthejackal]

You’ve been doing it for fifty years plus through thick and mainly thin and still turn up for mental torture.

 

[Legacyfan1986]

When you celebrate every time your team hit the 40 points tally

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

You pay the extra £15 for a basic 32” Toshiba TV rather than the one that can easily do the job you need, made by Sh#rp!

 

[Legacyfan1986]

You still refuse to buy anything made by Sharp.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

You are wondering where you were when we were shit

 

[Legacyfan1986]

When you still shudder at the sight of a beanie baby horse

 

[trumpton]

You pay the extra £15 for a basic 32” Toshiba TV rather than the one that can easily do the job you need, made by Sh#rp!

Never owned anything Sharp.

Never had a Vodafone contract

Rang up AIG to see if they were only acting as a broker before taking out insurance.

Turned down a second hand Chevrolet even though it was over a grand less than it should have been.