You know you're a blue when........

[Deleted member 77198]

you wouldnt dream of buying anything red!

 

[crazyg]

You know your a Blue, when you walk in the park and see a big white bird throwing up and smile :-))))

An unwell white hawk?

;-)

 

[GrumpyLegacyFan]

...you watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0f3Yx8NUS4 at least twice a week, with the door locked, so the wife and kids cant see you crying your eyes out...

 

[Blue Til Death]

An unwell white hawk?

;-)

Or a Gozhawk if it carragher …

 

[Zapcity]

You are forced to use a disgusting rancid, public toilet when your bladder is at bursting point but you still think 'at least they're not
as bad as those ones on the perimeter wall of the Kippax'

 

[BuryBlue1977]

You resent Santa as he wears a red coat (the fat bearded ****)

 

[Burtonblue]

…when you look in the mirror and realise you’re not a ****

 

[melons]

when your dog's called Vinny

 

[Blue Til Death]

…when you look in the mirror and realise you’re not a ****

I’ve been a Blue for over 50 years and I’ve not had that realisation yet, what’s it like??

 

[Burtonblue]

I’ve been a Blue for over 50 years and I’ve not had that realisation yet, what’s it like??

Brilliant!
Complete revelation