Erling Haaland

[bluealf]

Or even unfathomable ....

You now have to ask yourself if you have just been clarkied?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

(I'm going to throw this word into the Haaland signing mix)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

or

SupercalifRAGilisticHALAANDocious.

Or SuperCityRagsgobalisticHaalandsignsforCity!

 

[Chappie]

How do you know it has ?

Because, I'm in the in crowd.

 

[Paul1970]

Because, I'm in the in crowd.

No answer for that

 

[SidJames]

The consistently inconsistent use of the word imminent is not helping.

 

[Chappie]

No answer for that

Good,I can now enjoy my beer in the pissing rain in Madrid.

 

[SidJames]

Leave this here.

What a Journey it has been.

 

[Paul1970]

Good,I can now enjoy my beer in the pissing rain in Madrid.

Have a good trip fella

 

[citizen_maine]

Or SuperCityRagsgobalisticHaalandsignsforCity!

Take the rags bit out and it scans better and we've got a new chant for him

 

[malg]

Not much 'hijack' news on this one. I suppose if we get put out tomorrow he'll be off to Spain again.....

 

[Stoned Rose]

Looks like he’s been on here and is wumming us.

 

[argyle]

With all the talk of him smashing in 30 plus goals of the season, I thought I'd bring my pessimism and say we all expected Grealish to do well too.

It seems to take a year for any of our new forward players to do anything so I'm just saying don't be surprised if it's the same with Haaland.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Goalie gives it away when diving in, he shouts Geronimo !!

 

[itisrising]

With all the talk of him smashing in 30 plus goals of the season, I thought I'd bring my pessimism and say we all expected Grealish to do well too.

It seems to take a year for any of our new forward players to do anything so I'm just saying don't be surprised if it's the same with Haaland.

Haaland is different gravy to Grealish. Statistically, Haaland is on course to be the greatest goalscorer of modern football. He may not reach that level but he's a totally different proposition to Grealish.

 

[argyle]

Haaland is different gravy to Grealish. Statistically, Haaland is on course to be the greatest goalscorer of modern football. He may not reach that level but he's a totally different proposition to Grealish.

I hope, however statistically Grealish seemed destined to be brilliant for us. Hasn't worked out that way, yet.

Werner and Havertz also looked like they were decent, coming from that league but that hasn't worked either.

I'm just saying people are getting all their hopes up that Haaland will be the answer to goal scoring problems but things may take a while for that to happen. Obviously I hope that he hits the ground running.

 

[Pollocksheader]

I hope, however statistically Grealish seemed destined to be brilliant for us. Hasn't worked out that way, yet.

Werner and Havertz also looked like they were decent, coming from that league but that hasn't worked either.

I'm just saying people are getting all their hopes up that Haaland will be the answer to goal scoring problems but things may take a while for that to happen. Obviously I hope that he hits the ground running.

You’d have to be really shit to play as a striker in this side and not score goals

 

[Blue and true]

I hope, however statistically Grealish seemed destined to be brilliant for us. Hasn't worked out that way, yet.

Werner and Havertz also looked like they were decent, coming from that league but that hasn't worked either.

I'm just saying people are getting all their hopes up that Haaland will be the answer to goal scoring problems but things may take a while for that to happen. Obviously I hope that he hits the ground running.

If we keep him fit, he'll get 40+ a season in all comps. Of course, there are not certainties in football. But my opening sentence is as close to a certainty as you're going to get. He's a freak of nature. I've seen some people compare him to Lukaku; let it be known that these people should be lobotomized.

 

[Matt the Giant]

Haaland is different gravy to Grealish. Statistically, Haaland is on course to be the greatest goalscorer of modern football. He may not reach that level but he's a totally different proposition to Grealish.

That all depends on how Pep plans to utilize him. Will we change the way we play in order to better suit someone like Erling, or will he have to adapt to our kind of play. If it's the latter, I don't expect him to break any goal scoring records.

It's been so long since we played with a recognized striker... to think we at one point had Tevez, Aguero, Dzeko and Balotelli in our squad. Those were fun days.

 

[argyle]

You’d have to be really shit to play as a striker in this side and not score goals

He'll score goals, just saying that there is a lot of expectation on here of him scoring 30-40 goals plus. With new forward players usually taking a year to bed in don't be surprised if that doesn't happen.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

He'll score goals, just saying that there is a lot of expectation on here of him scoring 30-40 goals plus. With new forward players usually taking a year to bed in don't be surprised if that doesn't happen.

Check how many goals Lewandowski scored for him on his first Bayern season