United Thread - 2021/22

[mat]

A Gallic social media influencer to replace the previous incumbent.

Txixi: As our previous social media loving **** is getting his arsehole stretched in jail we need another social media influencer.

Soriano: How about that rag bastard who changes his hair every fucking week. Reckon we'll get that past Pep?

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Guardiola would end up yeeting a shoe at him.

Also:

 

[malg]

Guardiola would end up yeeting a shoe at him.

Also:

Champions for four weeks then....

 

[fitzy blue]

What’s all this bollocks about City being linked with Pogba? What would you need him for? A goalpost?

I'm sure he'd dye to play for us.

 

[Vienna_70]

A Gallic social media influencer to replace the previous incumbent.

I’m out!

 

[FantasyIreland]

How the fuck they expect their ship to be in order when the Captain is that fucking rat shithouse is Fernandes is comical.

Fucking hell,this was so close to being a perfect season.

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Brighton pulling uniteds knickers down and getting busy without lube.
Pure embarrassment.
Laughing my tits off and they're not done yet.

 

[Blue_Rossy]

Looking forward to utd reaction compilation on YouTube later lol

 

[remember arthur mann]

Saviour......

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[remember arthur mann]

Looking forward to utd reaction compilation on YouTube later lol

 

[feelymcfeel]

Take of Mata for Maguire. Damage limitation against the mighty Seagulls. What a shit club.

 

[dhruvblue]

I have never seen a manager get a free run like Nickelodeon.
Just bcoz this expensively assembled squad isn't upto the mark doesn't mean they can't win

 

[FantasyIreland]

 

[Keep the Faith]

Brighton pulling uniteds knickers down and getting busy without lube.
Pure embarrassment.
Laughing my tits off and they're not done yet.

Talking about having your knickers pulled down, it bet "Team Viewer" are not best pleased with there
sponsorship deal

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

No matter how bad things get, there's nothing quite like watching this lot get beat to cheer you up.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Why the fuck is Ushited v Brentford on telly tomorrow? Would it have anything to do with the fact it's their final home game of the season? If ever there was a dead rubber then this is it.

Next week you Have Leicester v Everton and Arsenal v Leeds, both have a lot riding on the result, yet the TV pick is Brighton v Ushited. Questions do need to be asked in high places, this constant biaed match selection really does need to be challenged.

Fucking disgraceful. As Kammy would say, unbelievable Jeff

I stand corrected and a formal apology to anyone that wants it.....

It was a very wise decision to have this meaningless mid table clash on television whilst there were key relegation matches being played.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[remember arthur mann]

Surprising how the rags can turn reasonable players into shite bring back Ole.

 

[Winchester]

Lol
What a bunch of losers that lot are!!!!