United Thread - 2021/22

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Great sportsmanship from Fred in giving the goalie the ball back after he made an error.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Tuchel is entertainments manager.
For some reason he reminds me of Basil Fawlty with his rants.

That's it!! He does look like the late and much missed Simon Cadell, Entertainment Manager, from Hi Di Hi.

 

[Claytop]

Chelsea have a £90m, 30 goal a season striker they haven't quite integrated yet, it would be foolish to write them off just yet.

Tuchel will get Lukaku going and when he does their attack will be much more effective.

Be surprise if he gets 20 league goals never mind 30.

Only ever done so once in the PL.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Scripted shite.

I loved Keane as a pundit on ITV he just said it how he saw it. Since joining Sky he is trying to be bigger and bolder, louder and he doesn't come across well anymore. Trying to be the best pundit. Cool it Roy

 

[ctid83]

The ralf is working already
He’s got them
Pressing and organised
Must have been immense few video calls with the squad
They pressed like klopp today

 

[TonyM]

I hate Keane but I think he's right. United were never going to win the league this year. They will do well to get a cup because they have Ronaldo. Otherwise they'd have no hope at all. All the media and fans loved the frenzy though.

Not starting Ronaldo today is just more pantomime from united. "Its behind you" screams the media about Ronaldo not tracking back and because it was in the collective psychy they shout the same about Messi at PSG mid week. United's problems are because of Rashford & Co. As usual united bay to the maddening crowd. (Such a pity that they seem to be getting a manager who'll.. you know... manage)

If Ronaldo or Messi came to City neither would be expected to press the way Jesus would be asked to. They are in their late 30s FFS. LOL.

Keane was just lucky that he didn't get a flemmy globber in the gob.

 

[domalino]

Be surprise if he gets 20 league goals never mind 30.

Only ever done so once in the PL.

Who said league? I didn't.

 

[Rammy Blue]

I hate Keane but I think he's right. United were never going to win the league this year. They will do well to get a cup because they have Ronaldo. Otherwise they'd have no hope at all. All the media and fans loved the frenzy though.

Not starting Ronaldo today is just more pantomime from united. "Its behind you" screams the media about Ronaldo not tracking back and because it was in the collective psychy they shout the same about Messi at PSG mid week. United's problems are because of Rashford & Co. As usual united bay to the maddening crowd. (Such a pity that they seem to be getting a manager who'll.. you know... manage)

If Ronaldo or Messi came to City neither would be expected to press the way Jesus would be asked to. They are in their late 30s FFS. LOL.

Keane was just lucky that he didn't get a flemmy globber in the gob.

You see, you’ve just bought into their bullshit. We know they are wank, but the bottom line is they finished second last year and signed Varane, Ronaldo and Sancho. So they have fuck all excuse to be so shit. Believe me there wasn’t a rag in the land that didn’t think they were a threat for the league after the first few games, I had to listen to endless shit from my rag supporting mates.

 

[Tracking back]

They aren't paying him 900k per week

£800k before tax.

He's taking home £500,000.00 after tax.

Not only that; according to Keane on Sly Sports tonight the rags have signed him not to compete for the title but to win the F.A. cup.

Ouch!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Put it this way. Neither of them deserved to win that.
United are still shite. Their midfield is abysmal.
They are built for counter attack because they are incapable of controlling a game. Too many poor to ordinary players.

The Stoke City of Trafford.