United Thread - 2021/22

[Vienna_70]

City GD 64 Rags 1 My Word.

Evening, Ray!

 

[crazyg]

Went to the gay capital of England and got totally fucked
Kinky buggers

They'll be dancing in The Lanes tonight!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

"This United side are not a shadow of the Alex Ferguson side, they are a shadow of the van Gaal, Mourinho and Solskjaer sides."

BURN

 

[bluethrunthru]

well the paperboy got sacked and Ragnick got appointed - yet another High Priest of modern Football with a mythical back catalogue - we called it straight away and they are heading for their lowest points tally of a PL season - step forward our man Wreck It Ralph !! Lower win percentage this season than Ole - comedy club

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Souness’s reaction on Sky is funny. Keeps calling Ragneck “this guy”.

Just like the rest of us then, he’s got absolutely no idea who he is.

 

[Manx Blue]

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I watch the highlights on YT. His trumpeting fanfare after the third is hilariously camp.

'GET OUT....GET OUT'

 

[Bluearmy]

Was in a bar in a hotel in town this evening. Geoff Shreeves and Martin Tyler were in, they must be staying at the hotel and working on the game tomorrow. Surprised me that even though the United game was on tv, neither was paying any attention to it. They looked over as the 3rd and 4th went in but quickly turned round and started chatting again. No interest in United. Lol.

They’re bandwagon fans. Be all over it if the rags were goin for the title…..

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Had a text from a mate who reckons they need thirty Hags as ten won't be enough.

Give it Rooney til the end of the season?

 

[Pam]

Evening, Ray!

It's the Ronaldo effect, don't you know?Shut your fat Rag good. Innit.

 

[bluethrunthru]

When the ball goes quite far
Over Brighton's crossbar
That's Ronaldo.
When he hits the ball wide
And we're splitting our sides
That's Ronaldo

 

[Bluewonder]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Cunts

 

[jimharri]

Humiliated.

For at least the fifth time this season.

Twice against City and Littlewoods and tonight.

Er.........

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Well Ralphie has been quality, he's ran them right into the ground.

They got absolutely battered today, they were so bad they even made Danny Wellshit look good!

I almost feel sorry for them, but not quite!

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

Well Ralphie has been quality, he's ran them right into the ground.

They got absolutely battered today, they were so bad they even made Danny Wellshit look good!

I almost feel sorry for them, but not quite!

I’m as far away from feeling sorry for them as I ever have been.

I hope it gets worse and worse and worse. Inject it into my veins!!

 

[Vienna_70]

When the ball goes quite far
Over Brighton's crossbar
That's Ronaldo.
When he hits the ball wide
And we're splitting our sides
That's Ronaldo

That reminds me of another version of the same song:

When the ball hits the net,
It’s not Torres or shrek
That’s Agüero

 

[LongsightM13]

Was in a bar in a hotel in town this evening. Geoff Shreeves and Martin Tyler were in, they must be staying at the hotel and working on the game tomorrow. Surprised me that even though the United game was on tv, neither was paying any attention to it. They looked over as the 3rd and 4th went in but quickly turned round and started chatting again. No interest in United. Lol.

Malmaison? That’s where the MoTD pundits normally stay

 

[casserole of nonsense]

 

[Stoned Rose]

Their pain is erotic.

 

[manclad]

This post is the biggest load of shit on this thread !!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Said to a m8 earlier, I quite like Potter but he'd never get the Man Utd job as he isn't high profile enough.

But they'd happily give it to Solskjaer or Rangnick.

Similar to Lampard getting the Chelsea gig after a half decent season in the Championship with loans like MAson Mount, Harry Wilson & Fikayo Tomori.

They were awful tonight and Brighton were full value for the 4-0 win, could have been a lot worse

Exactly. They’ll appoint Djemba-Djemba next as he has their DNA.