United Thread - 2021/22

[Gray]

The lovely Alice in full on Thunderbird puppet arm waving mode and rarely drawing breath!

Lovely my arse, somebody gag her please.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The lovely Alice in full on Thunderbird puppet arm waving mode and rarely drawing breath!

Jesus Christ imagine having to live with this mad tart

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Jesus Christ imagine having to live with this mad tart

In all honesty I think she is well on the spectrum.

 

[Gray]

In all honesty I think she is well on the spectrum.

Or “not well” possibly.

 

[give it to gordon]

All this talk of the players the rags want to get rid of and bring in new better players is a laugh. Firstly this squad has the highest wage bill in the league, the player might not want to leave for a smaller wage packet. No other club might not want to sign them.

I cant think why any top player would want to go their under a manager no one has really heard of. Unless its for the wages.

they are fucked lol

 

[freshie]

In all honesty I think she is well on the spectrum.

She’s the whole spectrum

 

[mancityvstoke]

Lovely my arse, somebody gag her please.

looks like a hospital room that....

 

[threespires]

The lovely Alice in full on Thunderbird puppet arm waving mode and rarely drawing breath!

It's a bloody good job she appears to be incarcerated in that room on her own otherwise she'd have somebody's eye out.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

When the ball goes quite far
Over Brighton's crossbar
That's Ronaldo.
When he hits the ball wide
And we're splitting our sides
That's Ronaldo

Win them the league we were told
but he’s too fucking old
that’s Ronaldo

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

The BBC has an article on its website: Have the rags hit rock bottom?

Let’s fucking hope not

Hope not. That is the correct answer. Lol.

 

[chedinho]

Fucking hell Brighton only scored 12 at home all season before yesterday. Waa haaa haaa!!!

They really should have had another two.

I was delighted when we smashed Utd at our place. But in hindsight, it should have been ten.

 

[Viking blue]

Another beautiful stat or fact.
Only 4 teams in the Premier league have conceded more goals than Utd.
All of them 15th or below in the table.
2 have been relegated with games to Spare ffs.
Even Championship relegated Derby have conceded less than the Mighty Man Utd & have played 9 more league games

No wonder the doughnut thief is on such big wages.

 

[chedinho]

No wonder the doughnut thief is on such big wages.

That’s the first big problem.
how do they offload him and get a keeper who can play out from the back.

the second choice keepers have all been better.

 

[manclad]

Like "Branded"?
Sword broken in half and epaulettes ripped off?

"What do you do when you're branded
And you know you're a man"!!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"What do you do when you're branded
And you know you're a man"!!

"Branded. Known as the man who ran..."

Doesn't apply to any of united's players then. They're not known for running.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Jesus Christ imagine having to live with this mad tart

Judging by her room I'm convinced she's in a cell.....

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Bantamgaz]

They are fooked and long may it continue

 

[Blackley_Blue]

I think we should set Alice up on a blind date with Thecarrickfan

If they give each other one it might calm them both down

 

[oakiecokie]

Lovely my arse, somebody gag her please.

You`d need a gag the size of a fucking bed spread to stuff in that gob. ;)