Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[blueinsa]

Media shitstorm mate, great teams actually win their respective leagues. They are a GOOD side granted but a GREAT side?

But for us they would have won a lot more and I’ve no issue in recognising how good they are pal but their fans are utter cunts.

 

[DogOfWar]

Go and see our Trophies mate you may learn a thing or two , You may even get a little glimpse of a European cup , you have never won .

Funny fans of murder inc. Not enough for them to win things they want their title rivals to say how great they are. Imagine being so insecure

 

[JASR]

And so it plays out....the team with:

Worlds best keeper
Worlds best defender
Worlds best midfielders
Worlds best strikers
And the Worlds best manager





Are in 2nd place

You missed off an S from the word ‘defender’ are you forgetting ‘Andy & Trent’.
+ dont forget ‘worlds best supporters’ and ‘worlds best atmosphere under the lights in a stadium’ , ‘Worlds best at supporting asthma sufferers’

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

You missed off an S from the word ‘defender’ are you forgetting ‘Andy & Trent’.
+ dont forget ‘worlds best supporters’ and ‘worlds best atmosphere under the lights in a stadium’ , ‘Worlds best at supporting asthma sufferers’

I like the world best strikers bit, we don’t have any strikers at the moment and have managed to knock in more goals in the league than them.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I like the world best strikers bit, we don’t have any strikers at the moment and have managed to knock in more goals in the league than them.

and conceded less than their defense which includes the best goalkeeper, best left/back, best right/back, best c/back and best best 3 defencive midfielders in the whole world.

 

[BlueRockape]

Two of the feral bastards came into the pub where I was watching the game yesterday and asked the barman if he was showing the liverpool game.
I thought they were going to cry when he told them they played the day before and drew 1_ 1

 

[mexico1970]

Two of the feral bastards came into the pub where I was watching the game yesterday and asked the barman if he was showing the liverpool game.
I thought they were going to cry when he told them they played the day before and drew 1_ 1

Scandinavian time zones can be a bastard mate ;)

 

[The perfect fumble]

His description of the flouncing Pharaoh is interestingly naïve :)

They used to write this garbage about Suarez.

 

[BlueRockape]

Scandinavian time zones can be a bastard mate ;)

Normally true here in Spain but they were from that fukin dump : )

 

[The perfect fumble]

We say equal time span because that's when the supposed greatest rivalry in Premier League history began. A rivalry that, if we win the league this year, will be the most unequal rivalry since the rags and Newcastle were rivals back in the 90s.

Your fans are absolutely desperate to compare your team to ours, because we are the benchmark. Every other discussion is about how one of your players is better than one of ours, or how Klopp is better than Guardiola, because of X, Y or Z (none of the reasons ever being the number of trophies he's won). We don't need to have these convoluted conversations, because our team has the trophies.

Yeah, but they've done it the right way.

All our trophies are stolen from them, which even by their cultish logic makes no sense.

 

[The perfect fumble]

You missed two off your list. The 'most points for second place' trophy, and one I really like that only seems to have been invented this week. Drumroll and silence please for the newly minted 'latest date in may any team has been in for the quadruple' trophy. T shirts probably already on eBay.

They're in the Miseryside landfill of Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda....

 

[Manx Blue]

Go and see our Trophies mate you may learn a thing or two , You may even get a little glimpse of a European cup , you have never won .

Go and look at ours....we were the first English Club to win a European and Domestic trophy in the same season you stupid bitch.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Go and look at ours....we were the first English Club to win a European and Domestic trophy in the same season you stupid bitch.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Go and see our wheel trims mate you may learn a thing or two , You may even get a little glimpse of a European hubcap , you have never stole.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Gazza]

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Mane was getting low on inhalant so Salah & Firmino were sharing some of theirs, bless 'em.

 

[Gogootz]

and conceded less than their defense which includes the best goalkeeper, best left/back, best right/back, best c/back and best best 3 defencive midfielders in the whole world.

And the best second keeper don't forget

 

[LGWIO]

Just a quick hello to @LGWIO for his thoughts before the dippers dropped 2 points to spurs.

Your forecast was not quite correct but still welcome.

And a good morning to you @Colin Bells Boots
"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”
So nice of you to get back to me...... Whilst I was almost correct with my thoughts I am perhaps more dismayed this morning with the very very likely prospect of Haaland signing.
Whilst Alvarez is talked of as being a future mega star you never really know how someone will adapt. Whereas Haaland has done it for the last few seasons in Europe. With their ages, it really is a possible renewal and start of (continuation) of the City success.
Obviously I want City to fail...or more precisely finish below us, but whatever way it goes it certainly looks like it is going to make things harder for everyone.
However, in my view, all that does is make it imperative that all other teams work harder and up their own game to compete.

 

[Tiattos_Waterbottle]

Update: I still hate these cunts.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

They're in the Miseryside landfill of Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda....

HAHAHA

 

[vincent]

Wonder if they’ll cave in and pay Salah £500k a week.