Erling Haaland

[Paul1970]

Think I can finally now start smile about this transfer . Massive blockbuster signing of the best potential striker in the world . Happy days

 

[Elbow beards]

It baffles me as well..... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ratio

And I'm not sure I'm much the wiser after that!

Might as well be in Chinese.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Imagine the scenario. Luton town have scraped through the playoffs and fate dictates they draw City as their first fixture, and they see something like this:

Ederson
Walker Stones Dias Cancelo
Rodri De Bruyne Silva
Mahrez Haaland Foden

You're basically going to think "oh fuck"

Are you new to City?

Like we'd get a promoted side in our first game

 

[der bomber28]

News just in on the true cost of Haaland to ourselves.....finally broken down of what's included as part of the signing

Fee €65m
Wages £375'000 p/w
Agents fee's
house fee
Solicitors fee's (to buy said house)
Petrol fee (to view houses)
Chauffeur fee
gas & electric fee
broadband monthly fee (landline added extra)
XBOX series X with Fifa 22 fee
Xbox live account fee



We've been had off Blues

You forgot. Holidays/takeaways/furniture/appliances/clothes/shopping/price of stationery used in the deal. ;)

 

[Kippax77]

'Bayern want Liverpool's Mane | Agent meets club's sporting director'

Sadio Mane: Liverpool forward is a summer transfer target for German champions Bayern Munich

Manes contract at Liverpool runs out in the summer of 2023; negotations over a new deal have been difficult; Bayern sporting director Hasan Salihamidzic met Manes agent over the week; Salihamidzic said the club have creative ideas when asked about the Bayerns transfer plans

www.skysports.com

Just to add to the piss boiling as there will be scousers lurking in here.

Hope he takes his "bird" with him.
Don't need her gushing on our screens for another minute longer

 

[N1985]

Imagine the scenario. Luton town have scraped through the playoffs and fate dictates they draw City as their first fixture, and they see something like this:

Ederson
Walker Stones Dias Cancelo
Rodri De Bruyne Silva
Mahrez Haaland Foden

You're basically going to think "oh fuck"

Poor cunts would be on a negative GD from the 1st match to the last.

 

[nmc]

Are you new to City?

Like we'd get a promoted side in our first game

Whomever we get…. We’ll be away on the Monday night….

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Are you new to City?

Like we'd get a promoted side in our first game

50 years a fan... and I chose City at around eight years of age because everyone else at school supported the Rags.

 

[N1985]

Imagine the scenario. Luton town have scraped through the playoffs and fate dictates they draw City as their first fixture, and they see something like this:

Ederson
Walker Stones Dias Cancelo
Rodri De Bruyne Silva
Mahrez Haaland Foden

You're basically going to think "oh fuck"

With Alvarez, Grealish and Carson coming on with 20 minutes to go.

 

[j.cbluelongsight]

The English media for you main 4th sports story!
Haland going to city then they cut to some German reporter basically saying they can't understand why he's not going to really Madrid its always been his dreamm blah blah and basically Madrid just must not want him yet and that's why city have got him!! Does my head in they cannot get through there nugget skulls city are the top dogs now and number 1 destination for a player we are also not a selling club. Let the salty tears stream