Erling Haaland

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Propaganda is a powerful tool applied by tools.

I think his tongue is firmly in his cheek in that tweet, Hank.

 

[vincent]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

Oh well. Hopefully we will get the magic 40 points to stay up.

 

[thanatos]

City are ruining footy even though Haaland (Top 3 striker aged 21) will cost less than:

Lukaku x2
Pogba
Sancho
Maguire
Pepe
Kepa
Havertz
Van Dijk
Di Maria

Folks we are ruining the beloved game!

 

[NantwichBlue]

Oh well. Hopefully we will get the magic 40 points to stay up.

I don't know whether he was taking the piss or not! But it was such a bad take that even my mate who's a Liverpool fan snorted into his beer....

 

[WestGorton]

Can he play centre half tomorrow?

 

[Manx Blue]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

Name him/her

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

Can he play centre half tomorrow?

He might do, bit he won’t be able to play for us on Wednesday

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Need a blue wall now at the Etihad to settle him in after the yellow wall at Dortmund.

 

[hihosilva]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

Always makes me laugh how these sports writers think they're experts in management,

 

[samuelyeboah]

rag and dipper at work were trying to console themselves with how good sancho looked at dortmund and how shit he is in the prem.i just laughed and said a half decent striker would get 15 to 20 goals a season at city so he"ll be hitting 25 to 30 no probs they told me to fuck off while city bingo came out

I am probably in the minority here but I don't think sancho looked particularly shit, everyone would look dogshit at that united team, and I think he'd be good if he played for city, liverpool or even chelsea

 

[Don Corleone]

I can't believe we're actually signing Haaland. I fully thought we'd get gazumped

 

[rickmcfc]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

Was it the chief sports writer for the Beano?

 

[jimharri]

Need a blue wall now at the Etihad to settle him in after the yellow wall at Dortmund.

It's okay, all those empty seats will make a lovely wall of sorts.


"TAXI!!!"

 

[Tartarian Blue]

 

[oakiecokie]

Some “chief”

To be fair he goes by the name of Sitting Bullshit.

 

[chesterbells]

I can't believe we're actually signing Haaland. I fully thought we'd get gazumped

Lol, he hasn’t signed yet mate ;-)

 

[lee_wsm]

Watched a video of haaland giving press interviews so funny

 

[chesterbells]

To be fair he goes by the name of Sitting Bullshit.

PMSL

 

[nmc]

Jorginho didn't happen, got Rodri the following year. Maguire didn't happen, got Dias the following year. Kane didn't happen, got Haaland the following year.

Patience is a virtue my friends.

So you are saying if we miss out on FDJ we might just get Scott McTominay next year ?

 

[Cityfan]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

Mmm
One of footballs greatest ever coach and tactical thinker can't figure out a system to get goals out of one of the best two young strikers in the world.
Is this how you become a chief sports writer?