Erling Haaland

[RayCTID]

hope PSG goes in for Salah. and he goes on strike if they dont let him go. would suit the fuckers.

Sadio Mane isn't quite happy with his lot either

 

[WarhawkMO1]

I can't wait to see him hook up with Alvarez next season. What is a realistic expectation?
Haaland 31g
Alvarez 22g
KDB 36 dishes

I love the optimism but I'm not sure how realistic it is to expect a kid playing in the Argentine league to step in to the best squad in the world, in the best league in the world and bag 22 goals in his first season. I would be ecstatic if he were to get to double digits in all competitions but who knows how much he'll play or how long it will take him to get acclimated and understand Pep's system and how to attack English defenses.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Just watched Steve, Twosips, Esteemed Kompany`s channel with Steve as excited as I am. Go for it Steve.


8-)

 

[Newquayblue]

No it's not official yet but given that it's done we couldn't wait!

I believe reports about done this week - Dortmund's last home game Saturday!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I love the optimism but I'm not sure how realistic it is to expect a kid playing in the Argentine league to step in to the best squad in the world, in the best league in the world and bag 22 goals in his first season. I would be ecstatic if he were to get to double digits in all competitions but who knows how much he'll play or how long it will take him to get acclimated and understand Pep's system and how to attack English defenses.

Agreed. He’s a finisher though. He’s got a chance of doing really well, although he’ll have to get game time to do so.

When Haaland arrives, where does Foden play?

Left? Then where do Grealish/Alvarez/Sterling play?

Right? Then where do Mahrez/Palmer/Alvarez/Sterling play?

That‘s assuming Jesus is off.

Sterling/Mahrez may well leave too, but we still have too many players for positions really, whereas we need another 8 to have 4 for 2 positions.

 

[come-on-barney]

Headed to MCR for the marketing stuff perhaps?

Looking for a house in Ashton.

 

[TFC]

Is that real?

I'm no Photoshop expert, but it looks pretty real to me. Brussels apparently, after the medical.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Would love to hear from the people who for months kept saying we wouldn’t sign him because we don’t make superstar signings or that certain clubs could have a bigger pull. Does this signing change your perspective on what we could do in the market moving forward? Does it remove some insecurities? Or is it just “Txiki and his release clauses”?

 

[Deleted member 87819]

I'm no Photoshop expert, but it looks pretty real to me. Brussels apparently, after the medical.

The badge looks photoshopped

 

[TFC]

The badge looks photoshopped

Could be. I've only got it on my phone, I'm getting older and can't see shit these days ;)

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Me waking up and catching up on the news on how we’re ruining football again

 

[Blue Floyd]

I've got curtains that will snap in half when the wind blows

 

[KevinMuscat]

Sell Mahrez/Sterling and Gundo + Fernandinho leaving.
Bring in Bellingham and a Left Back
Dream window.

With Haaland in our counter attacking football is about to reach heights we have not seen before. I cannot wait.

 

[foggy1974]

I think city have asked for the £150 council tax rebate and the £200 gas and electric rebate back as part of the deal

Don't forget the cost of all those extra aaaaaaaaaa that the club shop have to buy

 

[foggy1974]

Poor cunts would be on a negative GD from the 1st match to the last.

Luton would probably win 1- 0 with Haaland getting injured

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Don't forget the cost of all those extra aaaaaaaaaa that the club shop have to buy

We can’t ask the dippers to lend us a few as they need them to put before Calm down on their shirts.

 

[foggy1974]

We can’t ask the dippers to lend us a few as they need them to put before Calm down on their shirts.

Fvck that, can't have them buying a brand new team & using it as net spend

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fvck that, can't have them buying a brand new team & using it as net spend

Hoping for a Coutinho hat trick tomorrow.

That’d mess with their net spend arguments.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Luton would probably win 1- 0 with Haaland getting injured

Even with a D Pleated team

 

[butlerkb]

Yeah, all that goal scoring is fine , but can he defend?although “ gorgeous Gus” didn’t have to did he?( anyone old enough to remember him?was it in the wizard or something?)