Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[SuperChocoBear]

Can we please get a big fuck off banner of this made for his debut next season. Hang it off tier 3!!!

 

[SidJames]

Great News.

We were being slammed last season by MSM for not meeting Kane £150,000 000 valuation.

Now we are being slammed for signing one of the the hottest properties in World Football for just £51,000 000.

Enough salty Tears to fill an Olympic sized Swimming Pool.

Loving it.

 

[Burtonblue]

Tonight it's probably going to be Wainwrights bitter in the Duke of York in Romiley. I go out once a week, and tonight's the night!

Better warn the Mrs to brace herself then!

 

[Maly]

First pack of beer I ever drank was skol as a 14 year old. Seem to remember managing 3 of them, then hugged porcelain for an hour or so

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Any mention of him being a life long blue in the press?

Anyone?


Anyone at all?

Sky reported it just after 6

 

[Vienna_70]

What a signing. Looking at his goals reel he reminds me of a blonde Jonah Lomu. People try to stop him but just can’t. His movement in the box is bewildering and his finishing fantastic.
Well done to City. This guy along with Mbappe are generational talents.

I think you can add Phil Foden to that list.

 

[zandvoort blue]

Does he track back?

 

[Vienna_70]

1 (would be unique)
4
12
15 (my favourite number)
18
19
… are all free

I believe Erling's dad wore #15.

Nothing wrong with following in his footsteps.

 

[Pedestrian]

I was born in M15, grew up in WA15 in house number 15, my Birthday’s on 15th, payday’s on 15th, I’m in Block 105 Seat 115 at City… be great to see Håland take the #15!

Crikey. I used to count to 15 before I apologised for being a little twat as a child. I reckon you trump me with your links.

 

[Cricket Blue]

Club shop has already run out of H's!!!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I was born in M15, grew up in WA15 in house number 15, my Birthday’s on 15th, payday’s on 15th, I’m in Block 105 Seat 115 at City… be great to see Håland take the #15!

What year were you born and who do you bank with?

 

[Vienna_70]

I’m not into cocktails really, I’ve not really had many and can’t remember what I have had.

Think my last one was in Cloud 23 about 5 years ago.

Cloud 23?

I think we’re all on Cloud Nine at the moment.

 

[Bald fraud]

Not saying I wanted Kane here but I do feel a bit sorry for him. He’s never going to win anything is he.

He’ll end up at the swamp so no! :)

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Honestly, signing a superstar feels as good as winning a trophy.

What a fucking day.

 

[adr2.8i]

I'm 48yrs old and this feels like the biggest and most excited signing we've made since I've been a Blue. This feels off the scale too me. Massive. My lad is 15 and last week he cried like a baby after the Madrid game and now he's dancing around like he's won the euro millions! That's City for you!
Never change City :-)

 

[Bald fraud]

Yes yes yes and yes I do agree with this in the workplace!

 

[Rammy Blue]

I knew it was done 2 weeks ago so pretty chilled about it all.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Yes yes yes and yes I do agree with this in the workplace!

@Eric Hitchmough

 

[Bozo]

Amazing bit of business. 51mil for Haaland. Months ago I thought this would be 120mil +. Cannot wait to see him home.

 

[Mayor West]

Club shop has already run out of H's!!!

Think you've picked the wrong letter for your joke there...