United Thread - 2021/22

[yeah whatever !!]

He has single handily guaranteed, let me repeat, GUARANTEED, the scum European football next season (with a little help from our 5-1 demolition of Wolves), and if results go their way, it could be the Europa league, a step up from the Europa conference.

Oh No !!!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Ronaldo has won PL player of the month, now I don’t watch United recently as their results don’t matter recently but what has he done ?

I can’t stand the prick but he has dragged them to a European place on his own.

Honestly without him they’ll probably have been fighting relegation, and I’m not even joking.

Begrudgingly I’ve got to say fair play to the guy for being literally the only person in the entire club who looks and acts like a professional.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I do so fucking hope that Pikey Keane is a pundit on telly when City go to Mordor next season, Erl the pearl has scored a 1st half hatrick and after the ads the host says-'well-over to you Roy'

I can dream cant I ?

Only if Alfie goes over to the Sky box and breaks his legs live on air.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

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Unless you drive a white van for a living there’s absolutely no excuse for listening to that station.

 

[Gingers Dad]

I can’t stand the prick but he has dragged them to a European place on his own.

Honestly without him they’ll probably have been fighting relegation, and I’m not even joking.

Begrudgingly I’ve got to say fair play to the guy for being literally the only person in the entire club who looks and acts like a professional.

Laughing at your own players when your team has conceded is not that professional

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Laughing at your own players when your team has conceded is not that professional

Exactly.

It's all about him. Despite his goals basically hauling them up the league table he's actually had a huge negative impact on their squad. If reports are to be believed his arrival split the dressing room in half.

I think he honestly expected a fairy tale return but once he got there he quickly realised that would be impossible with the squad that they had. He should have been professional about it, got his head down and worked at trying to improve the team, but he'd rather sulk.

Laughing at your team mates however bad they might be is just a c*nt's trick.

 

[dublin-blue]

Ronaldo has two good years left in him at this level. I doubt he wants to spend one of them in the Europa league.
Lisbon conveniently are in the CL winding down there would actually be a step up for him.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Laughing at your own players when your team has conceded is not that professional

Or slapping a phone out of a kids hands.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Or slapping a phone out of a kids hands.

That seems to have gone quiet.

No pending FA charge then?

 

[Gingers Dad]

Exactly.

It's all about him. Despite his goals basically hauling them up the league table he's actually had a huge negative impact on their squad. If reports are to be believed his arrival split the dressing room in half.

I think he honestly expected a fairy tale return but once he got there he quickly realised that would be impossible with the squad that they had. He should have been professional about it, got his head down and worked at trying to improve the team, but he'd rather sulk.

Laughing at your team mates however bad they might be is just a c*nt's trick.

Plays like the best kid on the playground. Goal hangs all game, scores his goals and brags all afternoon about how many he got.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Plays like the best kid on the playground. Goal hangs all game, scores his goals and brags all afternoon about how many he got.

Did we play in the same team when we were kids?

Anyhow, these fuckers as so irrelevant I can't even be bothered to ignore them.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

37 would be better

34 would be a reason to replicate the infamous club sanctioned banner but in this case points , not years.
It meets with my approval

 

[Tiattos_Waterbottle]

Tell you what, this lot aren't happy on the facebook post about the Aguero statue from the MUEN.

 

[bluenova]

Exactly.

It's all about him. Despite his goals basically hauling them up the league table he's actually had a huge negative impact on their squad. If reports are to be believed his arrival split the dressing room in half.

I think he honestly expected a fairy tale return but once he got there he quickly realised that would be impossible with the squad that they had. He should have been professional about it, got his head down and worked at trying to improve the team, but he'd rather sulk.

Laughing at your team mates however bad they might be is just a c*nt's trick.

There are obviously bigger problems than Ronaldo, but United are heading for their lowest goals in the PL since Mourinho's first season, and even then they had a goal difference of +25. Pretty sure Juve's goals went down after he joined, and exactly as many predicted would happen at United.

If they lose their last match they could be heading for a negative goal difference - something that last happened in 1990!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

There are obviously bigger problems than Ronaldo, but United are heading for their lowest goals in the PL since Mourinho's first season, and even then they had a goal difference of +25. Pretty sure Juve's goals went down after he joined, and exactly as many predicted would happen at United.

If they lose their last match they could be heading for a negative goal difference - something that last happened in 1990!

He's scored more goals than the next three highest scorers combined, and one of those is Mason Greenwood.

If he does go at the end of the season they're F*CKED.

 

[manclad]

These awards have become pointless.

You are Alexander Armstrong and I claim my £10 reward !!!

 

[manclad]

I like Alice.

Who the fuck is Alice ???

 

[chedinho]

You are Alexander Armstrong and I claim my £10 reward !!!

You can have a tenner for a pointless answer. Haha

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It is probably because of him playing on when going through a personal tragedy.

This is probably going to come across as harsh, but that's a bullsh*t reason if that's the case.

Nobody know what personal issues any of the players are going through unless it's widely publicised in the media, and it should not be a factor in any player performance related related award. There should be no extra points for sympathy.

 

[CPPSC]

It’s not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things(him winning that is)