Michael Owen

[Semper aggressus]

He needs a Jeremy Kyle DNA test! I wonder which of his Madrid team mates was banging his wife?

All of them.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

The fact he's actually counting the amount of films he has watched shows what a boring bastard he is.

OK lets go...Michael Owens 8 FILMS - with his review...i'll start.

1. Toy Story 3 - Didn't get it ....are they alive or what?...no tits in this one.

 

[Clevers]

I bet the muppet had a wager on a Real win! I didn't see the game. Was he smiling at the end?

I don't think so . Perhaps he was upset because his bookie wouldn't accept an each way bet.

 

[mexico1970]

OK lets go...Michael Owens 8 FILMS - with his review...i'll start.

1. Toy Story 3 - Didn't get it ....are they alive or what?...no tits in this one.

1. Toy Story 3 - Didn't get it ....are they alive or what?...no tits in this one.

2. Banana Splits the movie : He only sat through the bits with Klopp in it because the other members of the cast looked ridiculous.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

His daughter is on the next love island......he will shrink alright.

She's all over the net in all her glory too, I bet he's ever so proud

 

[mexico1970]

Hija de muchos padres

 

[blue aura]

I just received some how shall we say "interesting" photos of his daughter on WhatsApp.

 

[mexico1970]

I just received some how shall we say "interesting" photos of his daughter on WhatsApp.

Are they real photos or fake? Have you checked the holographic sticker on her arse?

 

[Clevers]

1. Toy Story 3 - Didn't get it ....are they alive or what?...no tits in this one.

2. Banana Splits the movie : He only sat through the bits with Klopp in it because the other members of the cast looked ridiculous.

3. Citizen Kane - Disappointed that there were no goals in it.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

I just received some how shall we say "interesting" photos of his daughter on WhatsApp.

I've seen them too, she deffo has his eyes, aww

 

[blue aura]

Are they real photos or fake? Have you checked the holographic sticker on her arse?

Hahaha

 

[Skip Donoghue]

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

3. Citizen Kane - Disappointed that there were no goals in it.

and Harry wasn't in it at all...BORING!

 

[markprendy]

Are they real photos or fake? Have you checked the holographic sticker on her arse?

Makes you wonder

Michael Owen 'furious' after daughter is mistaken for OnlyFans model

Michael Owen is 'furious' after his teenage daughter has been mistaken for an OnlyFans model whose explicit photos were leaked online.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[kippaxwarrior]

3. Citizen Kane - Disappointed that there were no goals in it.

4. Escape To Victory - Wasn't impressed with Pele's football skills. Don't know how he was once regarded as the best footballer of all time

 

[inchy14]

A man who humilated a 13 year goalkeeper on TV is a ****. That kid will be in his mid 30s now and i hope hes laughing at him,

What’s this about.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

What’s this about.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Thick, boring ****.

 

[fitzy blue]

4) Jackass Forever

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Don't even waste your time with the rest but for many years until now I was convinced 2:56 in this video never happened, and that it was something I'd had a dream about instead.