United Thread - 2022/23

[frothy]

Along with his comedy dive on the touch line and his Minshpie and glash of wine presser.

And when he slapped Giggsy on the back of the Women beating sister in law shagging twats head

 

[mat]

If they drag out the DeJong signing much longer he will have retired.
Fuck me, anything to keep their name in the papers.

We should put in a fake bid of €150 million Euros.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It would only be picked up in the UK if it was reported negatively here. The press here just prints press releases, pretty much, so all we have here is:

In April, Match almost sold out in one day.

Two weeks ago, K-pop star now on programme "to attract non-football fans to buy the remaining tickets".

Yesterday, "the popular social media presenter and online retailer on Thursday announced that she had 20,000 tickets to the match" and "the organiser of the upcoming Manchester United-Liverpool match in Bangkok apologised on Sunday after both Premier League clubs expressed disappointment over the reselling of match tickets."

You would have to piece it together, something UK press isn't renowned for, or look at social media, which is all in Thai of course.

20,000 tickets? All genuine?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

If a company is willing to pay millions for naming rights you take the money. If that company is Saniflow or Armitage Shanks even better.

It's already there, they are sponsored by Kohler, a toilet manufacturer. Makes me smile when I see old toilet proudly showing the name of a toilet manufacturer all around. Seems very appropriate

 

[jrb]

And when he slapped Giggsy on the back of the Women beating sister in law shagging twats head

One of the best ever on the day derby chants.

”Can you taste your brothers d*ck”

 

[NZBlue]

It's already there, they are sponsored by Kohler, a toilet manufacturer. Makes me smile when I see old toilet proudly showing the name of a toilet manufacturer all around. Seems very appropriate

They really should come out to Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain"

 

[mike1923]

Manchester United have rejected a sensational request from Barcelona for England defender Harry Maguire to be included in any deal to sign midfielder Frenkie de Jong.

Maguire always struck me as a perfect Barca player … hahahahahahaha

 

[Barcon]

It's already there, they are sponsored by Kohler, a toilet manufacturer. Makes me smile when I see old toilet proudly showing the name of a toilet manufacturer all around. Seems very appropriate

I have two kohlers in my house that I take turns shitting in

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I have two kohlers in my house that I take turns shitting in

Me too, gives a strange feeling of satisfaction curling one down on them (in a distant way). Sad I know but enjoyable!!

 

[bumbleblue]

Press picked up on that dick posing with guns

Man United's Hannibal Mejbri poses with a hand gun whilst on holiday

United midfielder Mejbri, 19, took action rapidly after posting a selfie with a hand gun to his Instagram story whilst at a shooting range, deleting the photo soon after.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[deegee33]

Press picked up on that dick posing with guns

Man United's Hannibal Mejbri poses with a hand gun whilst on holiday

United midfielder Mejbri, 19, took action rapidly after posting a selfie with a hand gun to his Instagram story whilst at a shooting range, deleting the photo soon after.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Too late now, it's out there. Let's see how effectively that's dealt with.
Commenting from the land of overwhelming useless artillery.

 

[give it to gordon]

It's already there, they are sponsored by Kohler, a toilet manufacturer. Makes me smile when I see old toilet proudly showing the name of a toilet manufacturer all around. Seems very appropriate

I thought Kohler made engine's

 

[Blue Llama]

I thought Kohler made engine's

I thought they made sealants. Shows how effective sponsoring the rags is.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Too late now, it's out there. Let's see how effectively that's dealt with.
Commenting from the land of overwhelming useless artillery.

Wonder if there will be the same furore there was over Raz's gun tattoo???

 

[Bantamgaz]

Manchester United have rejected a sensational request from Barcelona for England defender Harry Maguire to be included in any deal to sign midfielder Frenkie de Jong.

Maguire always struck me as a perfect Barca player … hahahahahahaha

Get him away from that sham club and he will be fine just don’t get suckered into believing he’s the reason United are so wank ............. the mass media go after the easy targets why ain’t they gone after Rashford ?????? I said ages ago that drop him and see what happens and they did and they got pumped to Fook at Brighton .......... not saying he’s the best but I bet if he joined City with the guidance from a coach who knows what he’s doing then you would see a huge difference in him

 

[Akira]

Raheem Stirling got slaughtered for a tattoo with a gun for promoting gun violence

Hannibal Mejbri of the rags...granted he's at a shooting range but are they not what yoofs call "froing gang signs"View attachment 48097

Fucking stupidity of posing for pictures when you are from a town notorious for gun violence...Throw in his skin colour(which is totally irrelevant i know) and you have a recipe to hurt a full community

Genius surrounded by genius friends - one of which pointing a gun at the cameraman, all of them having their finger on the trigger. Geniuses.

 

[MP71]

Raheem Stirling got slaughtered for a tattoo with a gun for promoting gun violence

Hannibal Mejbri of the rags...granted he's at a shooting range but are they not what yoofs call "froing gang signs"View attachment 48097

Fucking stupidity of posing for pictures when you are from a town notorious for gun violence...Throw in his skin colour(which is totally irrelevant i know) and you have a recipe to hurt a full community

No trigger discipline either, wanker.

 

[JASR]

1st day of the Messiah V.

And the big question of the day?

Where will his car be parked.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

I thought Kohler made engine's

I thought they made cubes :-)

 

[bluelol]

Sky, A new era for United starts today. Where the hell do they dig these comments up from,? Then again it keeps the trillion supporters happy I suppose. Bless!