United Thread - 2022/23

[blue b4 the moon]

Loving the fact that as we're shipping out our young lads they're looking like having to at the very least fill the bench with theirs and they aren't fit to lace the boots of ours.

A bulk influx of youngsters can work and has in the past with the chuckle era for them and when we were skint but I feel it's a different game these days.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Loving the fact that as we're shipping out our young lads they're looking like having to at the very least fill the bench with theirs and they aren't fit to lace the boots of ours.

A bulk influx of youngsters can work and has in the past with the chuckle era for them and when we were skint but I feel it's a different game these days.

I couldn't Imagine any of that Crass of '92 getting a game in any of the top PL sides these days.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I couldn't Imagine any of that Crass of '92 getting a game in any of the top PL sides these days.

From memory some had been on loan at places like Preston (Beckham), I doubt they were actually as young as we think they were but yeah, a very young team would be eaten alive these days.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

SCUM!

Yeah. let's not forget the arrogance, season, after season, now they have been also-rans for some considerable time. They would strut their shit, aided and abetted by the RagMeedya. They'll come again with the arrogance ratcheted up to a new vomit-inducing level.

 

[Blue Mist]

Great plan by the Rags, buy a successful manager and then get him to buy all his old players. Renaming the club Manchester Ajax next ?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Great plan by the Rags, buy a successful manager and then get him to buy all his old players. Renaming the club Manchester Ajax next ?

The rags probably think they will clean up (trophies)...

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Manchester United have rejected a sensational request from Barcelona for England defender Harry Maguire to be included in any deal to sign midfielder Frenkie de Jong.

Maguire always struck me as a perfect Barca player … hahahahahahaha

What news outlet produced that pack of lies?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I thought they made cubes :-)

We have a winner.........

 

[Protein Junkie]

If a company is willing to pay millions for naming rights you take the money. If that company is Saniflow or Armitage Shanks even better.

Meccano, Airfix and Disney are interested.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Great plan by the Rags, buy a successful manager and then get him to buy all his old players. Renaming the club Manchester Ajax next ?

Last guy to do that signed fellaini and ushered in a new era of excellence...

 

[heslops barnet]

Scum back in training…….

Carrington sources were encouraged that some players who had arrived before 9am stayed until gone 4pm

That’s dedication………….

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Scum back in training…….

Carrington sources were encouraged that some players who had arrived before 9am stayed until gone 4pm

That’s dedication............

If they are putting in the extra hours practicing.
Imagine what time Rushford will have to stay till

 

[rowarta]

Great plan by the Rags, buy a successful manager and then get him to buy all his old players. Renaming the club Manchester Ajax next ?

with Steve McLaren as his assistant who we know has excellent Dutch language skills.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Scum back in training…….

Carrington sources were encouraged that some players who had arrived before 9am stayed until gone 4pm

That’s dedication………….

Is there a free buffet?

 

[foggy1974]

Scum back in training…….

Carrington sources were encouraged that some players who had arrived before 9am stayed until gone 4pm

That’s dedication………….

The 1st 3 hours were explaining to Maguire what a football is

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Is there a free buffet?

There was until 9.05 am wjhen Shaw arrived.

 

[Vienna_70]

We’re on holiday in Florida.

Yesterday, we were watching breakfast TV, and they were celebrating 30 years of thr "Goosebumps" books.

The author, whose name escapes me, said that people are still afraid of the same things they were 30 years ago, including the dark, spiders and ghosts.

While I agree with this generally, there is one thing that we’re no longer scared of: the rags.

 

[Ballosteve]

There was until 9.05 am wjhen Shaw arrived.

An hour after he emptied greggs of sausage rolls....

 

[Bluethemaway]

Great plan by the Rags, buy a successful manager and then get him to buy all his old players. Renaming the club Manchester Ajax next ?

Ajax (powder) was always good at getting rid of scum, so let’s hope thats what happens.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

And we’re off

From Sad Cafe…..

Only three FBs in the Eredivisie last season completed over 50 passes & registered 0.2 xA per 90 and won over 55% of their challenges: Daley Blind Tyrell Malacia Noussair Mazraoui. Potential bargain of the summer.
Looks like they have found another £80m player for around £20m. Could mean demotion to serving duties on Gashfords food bank for fatty Shaw.