United Thread - 2022/23

[mat]

Must be relocating to Belair

He'll sing the theme tune as well.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Ha ha ! Talkshite interviewing a "massive" united fan of 42 years standing. He's just retired from work and his colleagues had a collection to buy him a leaving present; a tour of Old Trafford "because I've never been". Even Jim White was incredulous.

 

[waspish]

If Rashford doesn’t improve his touch and second touch he won’t last long in the Ten Bob team unless he going for the hoof over the top ball

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

What's school dinner in Dutch?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

He’s changed his tune from when he was wanking himself silly when they beat Leeds last September and quoting words to Fatboy Slim records. Shows the standard of reporting and knowledge of the game amongst the press in this country.

These journalists just don't get that when you post something online it's there forever do they - even if you delete it because someone will have screen-grabbed within seconds of it being posted.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Ha ha ! Talkshite interviewing a "massive" united fan of 42 years standing. He's just retired from work and his colleagues had a collection to buy him a leaving present; a tour of Old Trafford "because I've never been". Even Jim White was incredulous.

Got to be a blue on the wind up

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I get the feeling their player who has been accused of a very serious crime will be playing for them before the end of the season. They are desperately short of strikers and goal scorers as another player of theirs who had been accused of a serious crime will be heading out. Lately, their matches have been the best comedic series on TV, but I won't be able to watch it if that happens.

Could you narrow it down a little bit?

 

[manimanc]

What's school dinner in Dutch?

A schmoke and a pancake.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

If Rashford doesn’t improve his touch and second touch he won’t last long in the Ten Bob team unless he going for the hoof over the top ball

As long as he kicks it forwards he should be fine.

 

[Bluearmy]

Its strange how when United “swooped in and snatched him from City” there was zero mention of his 25m/year wages, plus extras (very much like Sanchez’ 650k/week salary) but now he has told them they are not good enough for his brilliance, all the talk is about how united are doing the right thing and saving themselves all that money on a soon-to-be 38 year old.
Meanwhile City just go about their business quietly signing the best young striker for generations for a modest fee, and improving their squad whilts maintaining a negative net spend.
I have always believed Ronaldo to be the best player of his generation, Messi included, but this shit show is glorious to watch

Yeah very strange…. But look at the bigger picture and the state of play at both teams. Im convinced, the constant fluffing of them in the red media actually doesnt do them any favours, long term at least. It gives a false sense of security.

All that bullshit fanfare last season about the prodigal son returning and look where we are in the cold light of day today… Long may it continue!!