United Thread - 2022/23

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Gaudion M said:
Yeah, just had a look at what they have done this summer so far:-

Players gone:
Nemanja Matić
Paul Pogba
Jesse Lingard
Edinson Cavani
Juan Mata
(+ some other minor characters)

They have not officially signed anyone but have a LB Malacia lined up. All other deals have a way to go.

On the plus side they must have a big chunk of wages saved. On the negative side the only goal scorers left after Ronaldo are Rashford who was very poor last year and Martial who got shipped out on loan last season (1 goal in 13 games at Sevilla).

Add to that a list of players who's contracts are up next summer:- DeGea, Shaw, Fred, Tuanzebe, Dalot. It's a right mess.
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Looks like they are going for a hard reset. All season it will be kids this and kids that. Need time to mould the club into Ten’s image. In theory it’s sounds good but starting again is a roll of the dice especially in the transfer market and GPC Is hanging around. It’s a fun time watching this shit suffer.
 
United fans on the terraces next season after Ronnie forces a 2nd move away from his beloved United.

"F*ck off Ronaldo, f*ck off Ronaldo, he was once a RED, now he's f* king DEAD, f*ck off Ronaldo!"

You lot do realize we'll have to sing the Viva Ronaldo chant next season. Especially at the first derby. :-)
 
jrb said:
United fans on the terraces next season after Ronnie forces a 2nd move away from his beloved United.

"F*ck off Ronaldo, f*ck off Ronaldo, he was once a RED, now he's f* king DEAD, f*ck off Ronaldo!"

You lot do realize we'll have to sing the Viva Ronaldo chant next season. Especially at the first derby. :-)
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How long before he starts using the word ‘slave’ about his beloved rags who pay him half a million quid a week? He’s got previous for it when he fucked off the first time.
 
Family reasons are keeping ronnie away from united. Isnt that what Bryan Riggs used to say ?

Speaking of which. He has recently stood down from the Wales job. Immediately after the date of his trial was announced. This means either:
He knows he's fucked, so can't keep the Wales job or,
He knows he will get off with it and is after the rag job when ten bob is sacked.
My money is on the first but how I would love it to be the second.
 
If Rashford doesn’t improve his touch and second touch he won’t last long in the Ten Bob team unless he going for the hoof over the top ball
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
He’s changed his tune from when he was wanking himself silly when they beat Leeds last September and quoting words to Fatboy Slim records. Shows the standard of reporting and knowledge of the game amongst the press in this country.
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These journalists just don't get that when you post something online it's there forever do they - even if you delete it because someone will have screen-grabbed within seconds of it being posted.
 
14aguero said:
I get the feeling their player who has been accused of a very serious crime will be playing for them before the end of the season. They are desperately short of strikers and goal scorers as another player of theirs who had been accused of a serious crime will be heading out. Lately, their matches have been the best comedic series on TV, but I won't be able to watch it if that happens.
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Could you narrow it down a little bit?
 
Kazzydeyna said:
Its strange how when United “swooped in and snatched him from City” there was zero mention of his 25m/year wages, plus extras (very much like Sanchez’ 650k/week salary) but now he has told them they are not good enough for his brilliance, all the talk is about how united are doing the right thing and saving themselves all that money on a soon-to-be 38 year old.
Meanwhile City just go about their business quietly signing the best young striker for generations for a modest fee, and improving their squad whilts maintaining a negative net spend.
I have always believed Ronaldo to be the best player of his generation, Messi included, but this shit show is glorious to watch
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Yeah very strange…. But look at the bigger picture and the state of play at both teams. Im convinced, the constant fluffing of them in the red media actually doesnt do them any favours, long term at least. It gives a false sense of security.

All that bullshit fanfare last season about the prodigal son returning and look where we are in the cold light of day today… Long may it continue!!
 
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