United Thread - 2022/23

[jrb]

Think I'll watch the 6th in the PL play the Paris Pussies Tomorrow.

 

[Vienna_70]

So they want him to fuck off to a club he doesnt want to fuck off to and lose 14 million in the process ??

MMMMMM It's a toughey ;)

Nothing to do with their current financial problems, I’m sure.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Tent Peg has put in a take it or leave it offer for Michael Oliver and Kevin Friend in a ref plus cash deal with the Dips.
Alti going the other way.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Nothing to do with their current financial problems, I’m sure.

Nothing at all. ;)

 

[Gingers Dad]

Actually had a mini debate with a rag in the pub last night. The bizzare rationale for his anti Glazer stance was this; they put Woodward in position who, he claimed, had complete control of the selection of Utd's transfer targets under their various managers. So, aside from the fact of the £1b spent , the Glazers are wholly responsible for their woes, with no culpability attached to any manager.

They've had that many managers it would be hard to know which one to blame

 

[Protein Junkie]

I’m sure Tent Peg will be importing some of Amsterdams finest smoking accessories by the end of August.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Tenth for ten Hag?

Tenth and turned a corner or two

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Worked weekends in Lou macari’s chippy.

I believe his mum did.

 

[Blueknows]

Tent Peg will probably put a bid in for Hertz Van Rental and change his captain to Harry Den Guire.

And put in a record bid for Salford Van Hire

 

[Maly]

Ten Hag saying Ronaldo not for sale and in their plans = we cant get rid of him due to what we pay him and our sponsors have told us we have to keep him

This is an incredibly likely scenario if the last 10 years are anything to go by

 

[Blue Mist]

Don't you love a farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want
Sorry my dear
But where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
Don't bother
They're here

 

[jimharri]

"He's achieved a lot of success".

Those Dutch folk; they have a weird sense of humour.

 

[threespires]

"He's achieved a lot of success".

Those Dutch folk; they have a weird sense of humour.

The edibles a bit too strong I fear.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"He's achieved a lot of success".

Those Dutch folk; they have a weird sense of humour.

Well he's managed to keep breathing in and out for 29 years, without anyone reminding him. And he can, occasionally, put one foot in front of another without falling over. And he can presumably feed himself and got through potty training successfully.

 

[RayCTID]

ten Hag isn't the first manager to fooled by Maguire and he won't be the last.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

But we all now that he will have family issues on the dates of the 2 derbies as he really doesn't want his shallow vanity destroyed by us again

He's running scared of being a part of potentially the biggest beating of their lives. He doesn't want to be on the pitch if it happens - and presumably doesn't believe there's anything he can do to help them avoid it.

That sums up their whole culture at present. Selfish. Beaten. Learned helplessness.

And if Ten Haag can't see that, he's already dead in the water.
And if he can see it but is not allowed to act on it , he's also dead in the water - unless he can last a season and start again, going hardline the year after next.

So this could be a hilarious year to watch him try to navigate, as whatever principles he wants to instill are instantly melted by the radioactive sulk in the corner.

 

[Blue Mist]

"He's achieved a lot of success".

Those Dutch folk; they have a weird sense of humour.

True, some dutch lad stuck his finger in a dyke and was highly praised. I did it and got 6 months.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I have flown to Australia. It is fucking hard. Basically 24 hours in two different planes. Oh sure you can upgrade to posh seats but it still messes with your body and takes days to recover. According to the media the rags still expect Erikson to join them for their week down under. The guy nearly died and yet they want to drag him all that way and back again for a friendly !!!!

Good point that.
It shines a spotlight on what the rags are all about.
Firkin SCUM!

 

[Vienna_70]

"He's achieved a lot of success".

Those Dutch folk; they have a weird sense of humour.

I must have missed all that success.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I must have missed all that success.

He managed to evade prosecution and get 99% of the world to forget about his Greek tragedy, that was a big success for him.