United Thread - 2022/23

[Vicmeldrew666]

I reckon that with the massive riches he already has that he should agree to walk for say 50% of his contracted wages (no strings), and then go sign for Ajax for a year for free.

 

[SWPISHOME]

He was doin it last season. He ducked the derby at ours and fucked off to Portugal. There was nothing wrong with him he played a few days later he knew we’d spank them

Same with the dippers at anfield he was "injured" then too! Imagine him next season, He will be the talk of the Rags week in week out whether he's playing or not playing.
He'll throw his toys out of the pram and making sure everyone knows in the process.
In simple terms...

THEY. ARE. FUCKED.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Rats twats deserting a sinking ship comes to mind, happy days :-)

 

[Grassland Blue]

Think I'd prefer Ronaldo to stay because he upsets the balance of the team/squad. That said, funny if he forces a move out

Lol imagine Mbappe, Neymar, Messi and PR37 together.

No one else would ever be able to use a mirror in that dressing room.

Does that trump the dippers front 3?

 

[ninjamonkey]

The guy needs to stay and stink out the place well into his 40's. He's the new Ole, they might actually be able to look forward if they get rid. Come on United fans, get your Norwich scarves out get a protest going demanding he stay, get a bunch of 30 something year old men to stand in a circle shouting sui.

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

He was doin it last season. He ducked the derby at ours and fucked off to Portugal. There was nothing wrong with him he played a few days later he knew we’d spank them

Apparently he was told he wouldn't be starting in the derby, so he threw his toys out and off to Portugal he went. To be fair, I shared his disappointment that he wasnt going to be involved... it would have been 6 or 7 with him strolling around the pitch.

I love the weird hold Ronaldo has over them and their fans despite not giving a shit about them. He said he was a slave last time he was there to force through a move to Madrid and there is no way he's tainting his legacy by rocking up in the europa league. 'No one's bigger than the club' yeah right!

 

[jrb]

Apart from football reasosns, I think his Mrs (and the kids) probably don't like and can't settle in Manchester even for 1 more year. They all probably miss the Med climate and lifestyle.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

The guy needs to stay and stink out the place well into his 40's. He's the new Ole, they might actually be able to look forward if they get rid. Come on United fans, get your Norwich scarves out get a protest going demanding he stay, get a bunch of 30 something year old men to stand in a circle shouting sui.

Lmao

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

To be fair he is demented if he feels he can get better than the Rags.
Unless the club who signs him is even more demented.

Ronaldo wanted to go to PSG but Mbappe staying there has made it complicated. He has been trying to get out of United for months.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

They are becoming like arsenal or villa. They live in the past.

The new manager is the second coming apparently. Steve mclaren won the Dutch league as well..