United Thread - 2022/23

[Colin Bells Boots]

And the reality of the situation becomes clearer and clearer.

Suck it up rags

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Ten Haag will probably be a decent manager for them. He can't be any worse than Ole. It's gonna take 4 to 5 years to seriously challenge though. They need a serious rebuild. Their squad is fucked. If ten haag does well, he'll soon be lined up by barca or psg and then it will be back to square 1

He’s currently got a game to trophy ratio of 1:1. Anyone know when they’re having their parade?

 

[foggy1974]

Just checking that a) they have turned another corner, b) they are still in transition and c) they are still scum. Can anyone confirm?

Can confirm c)
a) & b) not so sure

 

[abu13]

Just checking that a) they have turned another corner, b) they are still in transition and c) they are still scum. Can anyone confirm?

I think they turned the corner and stepped straight onto a fecking roundabout.

 

[Akira]

Clearly doesn't want to go lol

You would think by this point the Rags would've caught a hint and moved on.

Before they know it, the window would've closed and they are starting McFred again.

 

[WARBABY]

Who's the bloke in red he looks like one of Santa's elves

 

[deano ou812]

Clearly doesn't want to go lol

Ffs and I thought the rags convincing win over the red scousers would have swayed him to pack his bags and go,hopefully the rags move on too another target who also gives them the two fingers ..

 

[Protein Junkie]

Tent Peg is looking for 11 guaranteed starters.
Luke Shaw orders 11 portions of the Duck Liver Pate.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Has it got cooling fans on the front, or is he carrying it on top of a desktop computer?

Symbolic Easter egg. ('Star destroyer' exhaust ports).

 

[melrose40yarder]

They are entering their Barry Conlon period.

Please let that be true

 

[LongsightM13]

Clearly doesn't want to go lol

If they and Barca do somehow get this deal done, Frenkie will be the first player in history to do his official unveiling while handcuffed to a radiator like Terry Waite

 

[horlock_was_super]

Just checking that a) they have turned another corner, b) they are still in transition and c) they are still scum. Can anyone confirm?

a) delusional as usual
b) see a
c) always have been and always will be

Glad to be of service.
As you were.
CTID

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

LMFAO

Reminds me of the last day of school when you could come in wearing anything you wanted and bring a massive game in.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

That photo is hilarious. Everyone in it looks embarrassed to be awarded a trophy, apart from Bruno Fernandes who has probably already added it to his CV. This is the man, after all, who said this:

Bruno, if you could just refer to yourself in the third person that would be excellent as you'll come across as an even bigger tit than everyone gave you credit for.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Deal now stalling!!! I would sayvitbis as dead as a Norwegian Blue.

How did you actually manage to type that? V is nowhere near Y or I and B is nowhere near T or I.

 

[Zubrman]

How did you actually manage to type that? V is nowhere near Y or I and B is nowhere near T or I.

But the V and B are just above the space bar.
Elementary, my dear Robinho.

 

[horlock_was_super]

How did you actually manage to type that? V is nowhere near Y or I and B is nowhere near T or I.

Hopefully through an alcohol related incident?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Clearly doesn't want to go lol

Fucking stalkers, these cunts.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Bruno, if you could just refer to yourself in the third person that would be excellent as you'll come across as an even bigger tit than everyone gave you credit for.

Not sure that's possible.

 

[Vienna_70]

I’m going to get banned for saying this but I don’t actually mind that new rag home kit. The collar looks quite retro 90s. Which is fitting considering the club and fans still think it is the 90s.

Maybe that’s the thinking behind the design.