United Thread - 2022/23

[kippaxwarrior]

This keeps getting repeated on here, like it‘s established fact, but where is the source for this? I’ve never seen this anywhere other than on here.

In about 2004 I used to see a girl, a former Virgin stewardess, who flew and was mates with someone he was shagging at that time, so I know from personal experience he was a serial shagger and philanderer, but I have seen nothing anywhere to support this suggestion he was shagging around when his wife (and mother of his kids) was dying of cancer, which despite his previous reprehensible track record is still a pretty poor thing to accuse someone of without any verifiable evidence, insufferable rag or not.

Does anyone have any source for this?

Can't confirm this incident but he was 100% involved in the rags Christmas party in 2007 when Johnny Evans got accused of rape in St John's hotel just off Quay Street

 

[Bodicoteblue]

The only thing he will pocket will be a fucking huge wage...he won't be pocketing any medals...

I think he’ll find the Haaland who played for the team that finished 2nd in a one horse race is rather different from the Haaland who now plays with some of the best players in the world.

 

[horlock_was_super]

They’ve signed a butcher I see
I SAID THEY’VE SIGNED A BUTCHER! SCUM I TELL YOU, I SAID SCUM!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Can't confirm this incident but he was 100% involved in the rags Christmas party in 2007 when Johnny Evans got accused of rape in St John's hotel just off Quay Street

That’s not the same though, mate.

We have a whole thread redirected to the disgraceful antics of our media and the way they report unsubstantiated and untrue allegations without any consequence and I keep seeing this story on here around Ferdinand fucking around while his wife was dying of cancer (which is far worse than swerving a drugs test) and I’ve never seen a single source to even begin to establish it. Happy to be pointed to one by any poster.

Not saying he isn’t a ****, because he is, but it’s a pretty low thing to accuse someone of such a thing in the absence of anything to back it up, and it diminishes our grounds to (rightly) criticise the press when they do the same thing.

It just seems to have become accepted as fact on here, without anything discernible (as far as I can see) to back it up.

Happy to be shown the error of my ways by being pointed in the right direction.

 

[goalmole]

The actual sperm that was responsible for him was a rag fan.

Even if his dad wasn't.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He's 5'9 and because Cannavaro was also 5'9, they now think they've bought the next Cannavaro.

Hopefully they go after Eric Garcia next summer to partner him.

Imagine having two Cannavaros playing side by side.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

They’ve signed a butcher I see
I SAID THEY’VE SIGNED A BUTCHER!View attachment 50008 SCUM I TELL YOU, I SAID SCUM!

Louis Edwards??

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

How many centre halves do they have at the moment? Maguire, Verane, Bailly, Lindelhop, Phil Jones and now this guy? Will take some serious wheeler dealing moving on two of them with the crazy wages they dish out.

 

[abu13]

I see that it's back to all being the Glazers fault this morning because they aren't getting in the players they want.

 

[Impeccable One]

Hear Greggs are annoyed, Shaw has now switched to steak & kidney from the new butcher instead of Gregg’s Steak Bake.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Butcher signs for the Rags

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I see that it's back to all being the Glazers fault this morning because they aren't getting in the players they want.

Surely their anger should be aimed at FDJ for telling the football world what a crock of shit their club is.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

How many centre halves do they have at the moment?

They need to release Maguire now Pogba's gone.

 

[N1985]

He's 5'9 and because Cannavaro was also 5'9, they now think they've bought the next Cannavaro.

Completely the wrong league to play a short CB. Just doesn't work. Strikers are going to have a field day, especially as whoever they play next to him, is fucking shite.

 

[Protein Junkie]

United to sign another CB
Following the purchase of 5ft 9in Martinez the Worlds Greatest Football Club are looking to sign another Centre Back.

 

[34yearsandstillgoingstrong]

Can't confirm this incident but he was 100% involved in the rags Christmas party in 2007 when Johnny Evans got accused of rape in St John's hotel just off Quay Street

Ferdinand vs MGN Ltd ( Mirror Group Newspapers ) Rio sued the Mirror ( for 'invasion' of privacy' ) , as it was publishing a "kiss and tell" story involving Rio . The Mirror provided details of his extensive "extra curricular activities" / "playing away from home", despite his being portrayed as a wholesome home-loving happily married man with three kids. I think the case was dropped after The Mirror had introduced a number of "professional ladies" as witnesses for the defense who testified as to Rio's extensive use of ther services. The hypocrisy here is with the BBC ( and the media in general ) who have portrayed him as a truly great human being following the sad death of his wife. In the Jonny Evans trial ,I think Rio was alleged to have "introduced" the young ladies who entertained the boys at their Christmas do. To be fair to Wio, I believe he has published an autobiography ( ghosted I presume) wherein he admits to his somewhat dissolute earlier life.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Ferdinand vs MGN Ltd ( Mirror Group Newspapers ) Rio sued the Mirror ( for 'invasion' of privacy' ) , as it was publishing a "kiss and tell" story involving Rio . The Mirror provided details of his extensive "extra curricular activities" / "playing away from home", despite his being portrayed as a wholesome home-loving happily married man with three kids. I think the case was dropped after The Mirror had introduced a number of "professional ladies" as witnesses for the defense who testified as to Rio's extensive use of ther services. The hypocrisy here is with the BBC ( and the media in general ) who have portrayed him as a truly great human being following the sad death of his wife. In the Jonny Evans trial ,I think Rio was alleged to have "introduced" the young ladies who entertained the boys at their Christmas do. To be fair to Wio, I believe he has published an autobiography ( ghosted I presume) wherein he admits to his somewhat dissolute earlier life.

Found out some info about that Christmas party a few years ago. I won't go into details on here but without the club's intervention at least 3 players would be in serious trouble. Evans wasn't the only one

 

[01cravend]

Completely the wrong league to play a short CB. Just doesn't work. Strikers are going to have a field day, especially as whoever they play next to him, is fucking shite.

Fernandinho is 5'10 and played there for a season? Premier league has mostly moved on from hoofing the ball up to the big man. Can't speak for Ten Haag style but under Pep we dominate possession vs majority of teams so most of Fernandinho's aerial duels were dealing with speculative long balls up to an opponents isolated forward that if he lost rarely mattered anyway as there was no-one to get onto any flickons ect. He came unstuck vs counters ect but that was due to age not height.

Cucurella(5'8) played there often for Brighton last season. Kalvin Philips - 5'10 for Leeds too

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Butcher signs for the Rags
View attachment 50038

I think Pat’s already there, plastered all over the walls of that ex-pub on Chester Road. She was still there when I had the doubtful pleasure of driving past it last week.

Fans claims Cristiano Ronaldo mural makes him look like Pat Butcher

Manchester United fans have been left unimpressed by a new mural of Portuguese ace Cristiano Ronaldo that closely resembles former EastEnders battle axe Pat Butcher

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[big gaz]

Completely the wrong league to play a short CB. Just doesn't work. Strikers are going to have a field day, especially as whoever they play next to him, is fucking shite.

The new Duncan Edwards is still there I believe ;-)