United Thread - 2022/23

[TueartsOHK]

Some classics from the Sad Cafe today:

Don't know how anyone will come close to dethroning City, its getting boring now.

Something tells me City planned this signing all along. I think they always wanted Haaland and used Ronaldo to play us for fools, thus, giving them a free run at him.
Christ, we're a shit show in comparison these days and damn it hurts.

He's going to smash this league up. It's the second coming of Ruud.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Hope they go and panic buy a load of old shite after that result.

0 out of 10 for copy and pasting their business plan.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Some classics from the Sad Cafe today:

Don't know how anyone will come close to dethroning City, its getting boring now.

Something tells me City planned this signing all along. I think they always wanted Haaland and used Ronaldo to play us for fools, thus, giving them a free run at him.
Christ, we're a shit show in comparison these days and damn it hurts.

He's going to smash this league up. It's the second coming of Ruud.

Closet Blues. Every one of them.

 

[remember arthur mann]

 

[mcrpogue]

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis together will score more points than united season

Naturally, because if they keep double faulting on the serve then it results in a point to the opponent. A few flukey aces as well would register a point. Try snooker.

 

[jimharri]

Closet Blues. Every one of them.

As someone has ssid; "imagine being us"!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Just seen brief highlights of their game;

1. First and foremost, they were shit.
2. Nailed on pen for Brighton not given.
3. They got away with murder.
4. McTwattyface should have seen red.

On 4, let’s look at the positives. He can now play in their next 3 games.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

That triple substitution with a minute or so to go smacks of desperation and this is the first game of the season. This season is going to be funnier than a marx brothers film.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

That triple substitution with a minute or so to go smacks of desperation and this is the first game of the season. This season is going to be funnier than a marx brothers film.

Madness wasn’t it. The third player named sounded like a cheese dip.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Madness wasn’t it. The third player named sounded like a cheese dip.

I spilled my tea when I read that!

 

[eversince 76]

BUT … BUT … THEY SAID IT WOULD BE A REVOLUTION …

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

The screeching midget is still at it. His football knowledge is remarkable, he thought Fred had a good game, ha ha!

It's worse than I thought. According to this gentleman rashford is 'a former shadow of himself'. Back to making butties for poor old marcus then...

 

[TravisBickle]

Well that showed the Glazers didn’t it lol

 

[coolcity]

Doesn't exactly look like the sort of manger who can raise his team when the going gets tough. I think you need that on the touchline. Sitting there looking like you wish you'd gone to a funeral instead isn't going to inspire anybody.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Unreal. Start of sky sports news. A clip of about 30 different quotes about how shit they are. We love to see it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Can you imagine the strike pairing of Martial and Arnautovic?

The most miserable looking front two in history.

 

[RayCTID]

"Fight Greed" after spending more than £1bn

 

[Sk@mcfc]

WTF has glaziers got to do with today
Fucking rat boy
Give them 1 billion still not happy but it’s funny as fuck long may it continue

 

[bluethrunthru]

the only advantage he is coming up on 34 and thats younger than 37

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[coolcity]

BUT … BUT … THEY SAID IT WOULD BE A REVOLUTION …

They're going to light up the Championship soon.