United Thread - 2022/23

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I thought Cavani had a couple of years left in him?

I think even the rags cottoned on to his ways of taking a huge salary whilst being injured at home in South America.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

The gift which keeps on giving.

Fucking hell, trying to buy players who would do well to start for Newcastle and Everton.

 

[Vienna_70]

Does their board have no idea how amateurish they look, not to mention turning into a laughing stock? Asking for a friend…

That reminds me of a joke that used to do the rounds:

Yellow Oxo cubes are for chicken stock.
Red Oxo cubes are for beef stock.
And light blue ones are for laughing stock.

The boot is well and truly on the other foot now.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

From Frankie De Jong to Adrien Rabiot, what a fucking mess.

I honestly don’t think my ribs are going to last a week at this rate. I’m just checking to see if I can reserve a spot at A&E in case they get beat by Brentford.

 

[hihosilva]

Have they forgotten about Daniel Sturridge?

Someone should message Fletcher asap.

Wesley Sneijder says he's willing to come & help out his fellow countryman.

 

[manimanc]

This is up there with us chasing a fat, overweight Mido around Europe on the last day of the transfer window for him to eventually turn round and fuck us off.
I suppose Armautovic will fit in perfectly there as he's a gobshite, full of himself and turns into a mardarse if it doesn't go his way.

 

[Jack Hackett]

Wesley Sneijder says he's willing to come & help out his fellow countryman.

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Rooney lite

 

[JASR]

The most bewildering thing is their bid for Arnautovic…a 33 yr old has been…just crazy

Oi their scouting dept has been working on it for the last week decade, short term longterm target, finally crazily they’re in the right place to bid, and it’s not their fault it’s rejected.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Alice speaks:
"Katie Price's left tit is better than McTomminay'

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

Deal agreed for Rabiot, £15m:



He is bang average in my opinion, might be enough to solidify a top half spot.

I think he is bang average as well, but the funny thing is that he is actually better than what they already have so will improve them

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Wesley Sneijder says he's willing to come & help out his fellow countryman.

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Sneijder?
I thought it was Luke Shaw

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Alice speaks:
"Katie Price's left tit is better than McTomminay'

NO ANTONY, NO DE JONG, fucking Lol. who do these entitled primmadonna's think they are. i think she needs a bit of garden snake in the cave.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Looks like a Rabiot caught in the headlines!

 

[deano ou812]

"Veronique Rabiot has gained a reputation as something of a battle-axe in France, having once confronted Paris Saint-Germain coach Laurent Blanc in a car park.

Once it became apparent Rabiot had decided to leave PSG, the club's chairman Nasser Al-Khelaifi was relieved the club would not have to deal with his mother again."

Hahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha,can just imagine something happening at the rags involving Rabiot in the coming weeks,and in the boardroom “oh ffs here she comes quickly someone get sir Alex he‘ll put her in her place”.

 

[citytill1die84]

Marko Arnautović lol

 

[Ballosteve]

Hahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha,can just imagine something happening at the rags involving Rabiot in the coming weeks,and in the boardroom “oh ffs here she comes quickly someone get sir Alex he‘ll put her in her place”.

She will be wearing her zebra pants as well....

 

[MafeotulBlue]

An argument between the fossilised Scottish Ferguson and a broken English with a French accent is worth recording.

 

[stonerblue]

Was Hucknall sat next to him?

Yeah and they were both trying to hold back the years

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Alice speaks:
"Katie Price's left tit is better than McTomminay'

Who are these people.
And who takes any notice of them

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I think he is bang average as well, but the funny thing is that he is actually better than what they already have so will improve them

Well if they get rid of Ronaldo and get him in it is a step in the right direction. All they need then is another 4 or 5 players and they could have a decent season.

But we all know that wont happen.