United Thread - 2022/23

[waspish]

The donut thief is one of 100s of problems, the biggest is the Portuguese ponce, he is poison at the club, the first job for Tent peg should have been to say goodbye and good riddance, doing so would have won over the dressing room in one second.

Agree it looked like Ten bob was told he going nowhere because no fucker wants him and with him being on so much money he has to be around the first team and starting! They should just of said to him we letting you go am sure Ronaldo wouldn’t want paying out his last year of wages seeing he worth hundreds of millions and makes millions just from us Instagram social media! He then could go to a shit champions league club if he tells them I’m happy with 50k a week!

 

[Keeper!]

Agree it looked like Ten bob was told he going nowhere because no fucker wants him and with him being on so much money he has to be around the first team and starting! They should just of said to him we letting you go am sure Ronaldo wouldn’t want paying out his last year of wages seeing he worth hundreds of millions and makes millions just from us Instagram social media! He then could go to a shit champions league club if he tells them I’m happy with 50k a week!

I would have paid him off if necessary, a great investment long term, Tent peg has already lost the dressing room pandering to the ponce.

Poch will be installed before the clocks go back.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

The donut thief is one of 100s of problems, the biggest is the Portuguese ponce, he is poison at the club, the first job for Tent peg should have been to say goodbye and good riddance, doing so would have won over the dressing room in one second.

But not the boardroom, he still sells shirts, well if the idiots aren't blocking the Ragastore entrance !

 

[Keeper!]

But not the boardroom, he still sells shirts, well if the idiots aren't blocking the Ragastore entrance !

Any top manager would have demanded his head, Tent Peg has shown incredible weakness and the players have picked up on that, no coincidence the raggys had a decent pre-season when the ponce was not around.

The board and their demands are utterly irrelevant, the rags are in terminal decline.

Remember the first thing Pep did when he walked through our door, gave Joe Hart his p45, that sent a huge message to the dressing room, my way or the highway.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Simon Stone @bcc + Talk Sport just mouthpiece Ronaldo is transferrable.

Lol. Maybe the fuckers are actually waking up.

 

[bluemoon32]

After just two defeats ffs, the precious cunts

Manchester United Supporters Trust will be 'demanding answers' from the board after the side's start to the season.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

After just two defeats ffs, the precious cunts

''demanding answers'' eh?...now all they have to do is think up some questions.

 

[mexico1970]

After just two defeats ffs, the precious cunts

They are not, I repeat NOT living in the past.

redmanx said:
I would take Lou Macari, Steve Coppell, Gordon Hill, Martin Buchan, Stuart Pearson, Sammy McIlroy, Brian Greenhoff, Kevin Moran, Gerry Daly, David McCreery and Alex Stepney over any of our current squad with the exception of Ronaldo who might not be the player he was but at least he was a player!

 

[Gordyola]

What is it with their fetish for geriatric strikers, and strikers who have a fetish for geriatrics?

Being a has been club they like has-beens"

 

[havefaith]

They need to stick with the process otherwise it will end with another manager failing. Ten Haag has a way he wants to play and it’s going to take time shifting the shite they have signed in order to play that way. The early days of Pep were bumpy playing out from the back and we took some bloody noses at places like Leicester and Everton that season. Stick with the system and don’t deviate as eventually it will bare fruit, this lot though don’t have patience and won’t have them not competing with City and Liverpool.

That's the crux of it, from what I,ve seen there's no sign of any sort of process having been put in place. As previously quoted Ten Bob should be at his strongest in his early days implementing his ideas/philosophy and had a good clear out.

Things are going to get worse by the week :-)

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

I would have paid him off if necessary, a great investment long term, Tent peg has already lost the dressing room pandering to the ponce.

Poch will be installed before the clocks go back.

That overused word, legacy, ruined. Just need Ferguson to make a comeback now and the circle is complete.

 

[Keeper!]

Simon Stone @bcc + Talk Sport just mouthpiece Ronaldo is transferrable.

Lol. Maybe the fuckers are actually waking up.

Maybe too late for Tent Peg?

 

[mexico1970]

Ten Bob is disconnected from the rag side already, he looks and sounds lost at sea, his IKEA, Steve Jobs mental thinkist persona isn't going to help him out here.

 

[Keeper!]

That overused word, legacy, ruined. Just need Ferguson to make a comeback now and the circle is complete.

Wow that would be a huge, wrinkly cherry on top of the cake.

 

[Keeper!]

Ten Bob is disconnected from the rag side already, he looks and sounds lost at sea, his IKEA, Steve Jobs mental thinkist persona isn't going to help him out here.

If the raggys form continues he will be floating in the north sea.

 

[Gazza]

They need to stick with the process otherwise it will end with another manager failing. Ten Haag has a way he wants to play and it’s going to take time shifting the shite they have signed in order to play that way. The early days of Pep were bumpy playing out from the back and we took some bloody noses at places like Leicester and Everton that season. Stick with the system and don’t deviate as eventually it will bare fruit, this lot though don’t have patience and won’t have them not competing with City and Liverpool.

City had the back room staff in place before Pep arrived, plus many of the players bought under the Pelegrini era were bought with Pep's arrival in mind.
United have built the roof before any of the foundations have been laid.

 

[Keeper!]

The day the old bugger knew his side was done

 

[mexico1970]

Just posting this again so people are well aware of just how aloof this bloke is, he's getting what he deserves from the rag players who are mugging him off.

 

[Keeper!]

They need to stick with the process otherwise it will end with another manager failing. Ten Haag has a way he wants to play and it’s going to take time shifting the shite they have signed in order to play that way. The early days of Pep were bumpy playing out from the back and we took some bloody noses at places like Leicester and Everton that season. Stick with the system and don’t deviate as eventually it will bare fruit, this lot though don’t have patience and won’t have them not competing with City and Liverpool.

Agreed but don't you feel the dressing room is already lost?

The Ronaldo situation has been handled appallingly, defending a player who leaves at half time from a preseason friendly is an incredible mistake from any manager.

The Dejong transfer chase is a total embarrassment.

The manager has made huge basic errors from day 1, not sure if could ever get the dressing room back on side.

Team selection /Tactics against Brentford appalling , naive or arrogant, or a bit of all three!

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

Come next Monday at about 22:00, they’ll have beaten Liverpool and have more points than them and they’ll be saying they’ve turned a corner and for the next five days all we’ll hear is about how Ten Hag will just need some time and within two years they’ll be winning the title.

The overemotional reactions they have to everything shows a real lack of self control with their fans.

Everything is either fucking brilliant and they’re back taking the piss out of everyone and they’re rubbing their success and history in everyone’s faces and soon they’re going to be back on top; or everything is a fucking disaster and football is shit and their club it rotten to the core and everyone needs sacking.

They just need to settle the fuck down and get control of their emotions. They just need to realise there are other clubs having their time at the top now, just like they overtook Liverpool.

The middle part of your post is the bit I love the most. The crash back down to earth is just the denouement, the inevitable, before the hope is snuffed out. But the bit where you can see hope in their eyes, the cringy, Ronaldo inspired usernames that start to reappear on internet fora, as the entitlement resurfaces, I’ll never tire of it. It appears their management are as entitled as they are. They want it now and they’ll scweam and scweam and throw millions of pounds at it until they get it. One day they really will turn a corner and we’ll get sick of winning but that looks miles away.